My right ass cheek had a stroke

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ExCriminaL18, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. Just stood up and walked to the bathroom and my right ass cheek had a stroke or something. It feels like the entire right side of it just lost power and is like hanging.. It feels like it's a sleep to.

    I pulled down everything to my knees and started smacking my ass I was so freaked out, I thought a black widow bite me or something. Never had this happen before and it feels REALLY weird.

    Right in the living room, with no blinds down or anything and it's dark so someone could have watched me do that, and it kind of looked like I had some kind of horny urge and just ripped my pants down and started spanking my own ass. Jesus...
     
  2. lmao my ass cheek has fallen asleep before...i hate it!

    fast foward to 3:40 lol just do it!!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hqN8NmP0A&feature=related]Nothing To Lose movie clip 1997 part 1 - YouTube[/ame]
     
  3. I lol'd hard.
     
  4. Well this is enough GC for tonight.
     
  5. post this in the "you laugh, you lose thread". Middle of the night and u had me laughing hard. i cant say that ever happened to me though...
     

  6. Loooooollll!!!
     
  7. Omfg!!! I am crying from laughing so hard!!!! Lolololol. Best post of 2012!!!
     
  8. Hahaha :laughing: This made my night op
     
  9. Don't sit down for so long. Problem solved.
     
  10. Hahaha, this fucking killed me
     

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