My proffesor wants my dick.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by nicetomeetyou, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. So today after class I stayed after and talked to her for like an hour, while I started leaving she asked me when I was turning 21, so I was like uh in a year. She said oh damn it I would love to buy you a beer I was like you still can! And then she mentioned how she would love to go out with me sometime. I do not know how to deal with it is all mesmerizing.
     
  2. give her the D.
    guaranteed an A.

    unless youre a terrible fuck. then it would be a C.
     
  3. is she hot / cool? if so i'd go out with her

    only thing is if you and her start doing shit and then it ends ugly, she might try to exact some revenge on your grades..
     
  4. This could end badly.:cool:
     
  5. Bro if you want to bang a milf read my thread for info on how.
     
  6. [quote name='"thesandman1"']is she hot / cool? if so i'd go out with her

    only thing is if you and her start doing shit and then it ends ugly, she might try to exact some revenge on your grades..[/quote]



    Their are two problems.

    1. I have a girlfriend that I love

    2. As you mentioned that's what I'm scared of! She's cool but I don't really think I would wanna go out with someone who is like 10 years older then me.
     
  7. [quote name='"Metridixal"']Bro if you want to bang a milf read my thread for info on how.[/quote]

    She's not a milf yet lol! She's only 29
     
  8. She's like. 7/10 I would do it thought just to say I banged my professor. And for that A Ofcourse :)
     
  9. dude if you fuck her & it ends badly whats the worst that can happen...

    you take the fact that you banged your teacher to the school & shell never work again.
     
  10. Doesn't mean she wants your dick... I had an in-depth conversation with an english professor about how I could have a future in literature and I am more mature than the rest her students.

    Course if she was cool with me fucking her I would have jumped at the chance. I LOVE older women (I am 22 and I love 37-45 year olds)
     
  11. Tell her to wear a short skirt to class tommorow, or the next day you havr class, then Fuck the fucking fuck out of her on her desk after class.

    She gave you an inch, now take that fucking mile!!! You would be crazy not to.
     
  12. I've had many profs/ TAs go out with me/ buy me shots... the only thing that happens is they go out with me and buy a shot for me because I am a younger and have less money than they do and they think it's cute.
     
  13. I think the way I'll do this is I'll bring a blunt to class and offer her some amd we were talking about. Cause tonight she followed me (all the way too my car).
     
  14. [quote name='"nicetomeetyou"']I think the way I'll do this is I'll bring a blunt to class and offer her some amd we were talking about. Cause tonight she followed me (all the way too my car).[/quote]

    Wth, she followed you like stalking? Or she walked you to your car?
     
  15. Lol she walked me bro. Not followed followed hahhaa
     
  16. [quote name='"nicetomeetyou"']Lol she walked me bro. Not followed followed hahhaa[/quote]

    Yess like i said. Take that mile! Lol!
    If you do, i wanna hear how it goes. Weather good or bad :p
     
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  18. Tell her you wanna do it right after class with a camera so it'd be like one of those cheesy pornos
     

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