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My plan for police/security confrontation

Discussion in 'General' started by WhereRDaCookies, Nov 19, 2011.

  1. #1 WhereRDaCookies, Nov 19, 2011
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    So I've never had any direct police/security confrontation about any illegal activity even though I've had far more close calls than I care to remember. I've been very lucky, and I even ask god for each day to keep me safe (Even though I have very loose beliefs about any religion).

    My basic plan for any confrontation:

    1. Authority confronts me and questions what I'm doing

    2. I carefully place my hands in plain view and drop anything that may be in my hands

    3. I say "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK I AM?" Intended to sound like I am a person of importance, but in reality to discover if they actually know my identity.

    4. Yes/No decides next move

    5. If yes - I get down on my hands and knees and remain silent no matter what I'm being accused of and refuse to answer any questions

    6. If no I run like a bat out of hell, my 2 mile time is under 10 minutes and I challenge any pig to run me down. I'd congratulate them if they succeed. If shot down for some reason I'd die for the cause. I'm 100% positive an unarmed college student studying mechanical engineering being shot down would not look good in the paper.
     
  2. Damn son you run 2 miles in under 10 min that's fuckin impressive.
     
  3. #3 Rollbud, Nov 19, 2011
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    If they catch you your fucked though. Better hope its not a k-9 unit that stops you.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yadeRfqjMMM[/ame]

    your 5 min mile would be cut short.
     
  4. Cool story, bro!! But here's what happens when you run from the cops!!

    See story below!!!

    Here's you running from cops


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    Here's the cops chasing after you!!

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    And here's a paramedic and a fireman trying to remove your a$$ from a spiked metal fence!!

    [​IMG]

    The point of the story?! Don't run from the cops, man!!

    :)
     
  5. Dont think I've seen a spiked metal fence in my neighborhood. I'll be sure to avoid them. I know the forest around here pretty well, even in the dark. I'm sure I won't have a problem.
     
  6. Cop tases you

    /thread
     

  7. haha yup!
     
  8. You should never follow any of your own plans. If you think your idea is good, I question all your judgements.
     


  9. NO WAY THATS REAL :s!! :eek:
     
  10. Why if they say yes would you get on your hands and knees? If they said yes that just means you should run even faster haha.
     
  11. 1. Authority confronts me and questions what I'm doing

    2. I carefully place my hands in plain view and drop anything that may be in my hands.

    (Why would you immediately act guilty)? (Just be cool)

    3. I say "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK I AM?" Intended to sound like I am a person of importance, but in reality to discover if they actually know my identity.

    (That won't do anything but piss the cop off, trust me)
     
  12. No disrespect man, but that #6 is pretty stupid. You honestly think a cop is going to get any trouble for shooting someone that is running from them, no matter who it is?

    Your plan gets an F in my book.
     
  13. [quote name='"engneer"']

    No disrespect man, but that #6 is pretty stupid. You honestly think a cop is going to get any trouble for shooting someone that is running from them, no matter who it is?

    Your plan gets an F in my book.[/quote]

    If you think a cop can just shoot anyone who runs from them you're severely misinformed..
     
  14. If a cop goes to question you and you run, he can shoot you. If you think differently you are entitled to an opinion. I'd encourage you to try and let us know how it works out for you.
     
  15. #15 Rainy Daze, Nov 19, 2011
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    I challenge you to outrun a helo cause they ain't just just stand there and let you run bro! Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna dooooo? You'll be one of those guys on worlds dumbest criminals because you ran from the cops for no reason.
     
  16. I thought I saw you make a post about how you were done with weed? What else are you planning on having to run from the cops for?!

    Edit: NVM that wasn't you. Damn no-avatar people!
     

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  17. [quote name='"engneer"']

    If a cop goes to question you and you run, he can shoot you. If you think differently you are entitled to an opinion. I'd encourage you to try and let us know how it works out for you.[/quote]

    Dude there's no opinion about it.. I've taken policing classes, and each states law is different. If cops shot everyone that ran from them.. Omg I can't even imagine all the deaths. If a cop shoots someone who is unarmed they are in a shit ton of trouble, you're speaking nonsense man. There's a reason cops have multiple ways to disable people other than their gun. Shooting someone is the absolute last option, and should only be used when the perpetrator is putting people in extreme danger. Youre wrong on this one, sorry bro. Ever watch cops? They don't just shoot everyone who runs from them lmao I can't believe you think they can actually do that.

    When a cop shoots someone, they have to turn in their gun and usually take paid leave, and there's ALWAYS an investigation. It's a big deal when a cop shoots someone, to truly believe they can shoot anyone who runs from them .. I don't even know what to say to you lol, please learn about what cops can actually do.
     
  18. YOU are wrong on this my friend. I promise you, if you run, a cop CAN shoot you. Period the end. Again, if you disagree, please feel free to try.
     
  19. [quote name='"engneer"']

    YOU are wrong on this my friend. I promise you, if you run, a cop CAN shoot you. Period the end. Again, if you disagree, please feel free to try.[/quote]

    Ive run from a cop before. No shots were fired. I think you might be a troll lmao, otherwise you're just hopelessly ignorant. Im 19 and unarmed, if I run from a cop and he shoots me in the back over something as insignificant as weed and underage drinking(I ran from cops that were busting up a party) he's going to jail. The fact that you are applying a general rule for cops across the whole country shows that you don't even know the first thing about how things are legislated in this country .
     
  20. Ive run from the cops a couple times and never got caught. You just gotta know when you can run and when you cant.
     

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