Yeah...So I stroll into my house completely wasted at about 4am, I straggle over to the family room where I completely undress and turn on some porn. I feel like i'm going to pass out so I spread across the couch so If I puke I wont choke. So I start whacking off, I dunno, im drunk. Right as I'm at the point where I am going to explode I pass out. The next morning, I am awakened by my mom, I'm completely naked with the porn still played, jizz all over my chest, dick still in hand. My dad put a blanket over me and i went back to sleep. ::slaps head::
i was gonna reply to this post b4 but i was laughin so hard in it i thought it mite make you feel bad nd wit yor situation and all i kno i shood feel a bit sorry for u... but then i got over my feelings of sympathy...hahahahahahahhahahahahahahh lmfaooooo roflllllllllllllllllllllllll [yes im blazed] p.s. once the weed wears off i kno ill feel sorry for u but +rep just becuz u resisted the urge to kill yourself even after that whole experience
this story ranks up around the top with that story about the guy who woke up and had shit himself, so he smeared it on the ass of the nude chick next to him (who was still sleeping). I laughed so hard when I read this.
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK dude sucks to be you hahaha thats so bad hahah wait no sucks to be your dad hahahahahaha