My new girlfriend wont take the cumshot.

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by jointsANDsex, Jul 4, 2011.

  1. My ex would take the cumshot anywhere, which i think is super sexy. Well, i just started dating this girl about 3 months ago and she still wont take the cumshot. She will only take it down the throat and thats it. Is there anything i can do or do i have to just live with it?
     
  2. you mean shes down to swallow but not down to get it in the face?? LOL I find that pretty funny and wierd at the same time. Maybe she finds a cumshot degrading in a way??
     
  3. Right? Thats what i said. I even asked her if she thought it was degrading and she told me it wasnt that and that she just doesnt want to try it.
     
  4. i wish i had a girlfriend ):
     
  5. Ok... Im just gonna go out and say it
    She swallows? What the hell are u complaining about then meng...
    Yeah, hot to cum on her boobs but if she swallows... isnt that about the best spot?
     
  6. Are you REALLY complaining? Getting your load swallowed is infinitely better than blowing it on her tits. No matter how old it gets, it still feels better. At least she does that. Lots of girls aren't even down for that shit.
     
  7. tell her it's great for her skin and she wants that free man-made lotion she should stop bitchin or you will give it to her mom instead.
     
  8. Yeah most girls won't take loads on the face. I was really disappointed when I figured this one out. All these years looking at porn in middle school led me to believe all women craved it.

    At least she's swallowing though, that's something.

    From what a lot of girls have told me, it stings like a motherfucker when it gets in their eye, that and even if they wont' admit it, it is kind of degrading are the reasons most chicks aren't into letting you dump a load on their face.
     
  9. Honestly...she's just not that into you.

    If a good girl really likes you, she'll take the shot anywhere.

    :devious:
     
  10. That's exactly what I was thinking.
     
  11. where are you trying to squirt on her? boobs and ass shouldn't be a problem. it's easy clean up. face on the other hand IS kind of a bitch -- getting it in the eye is not so pleasant as well as getting it in the hair.. it really does fuck up your hair. i'm usually not a happy camper when it gets in my hair unless i'm about to take a shower or something.

    and you shouldn't be complaining about your girl taking it down the throat. i know lots of chicks who don't do it cause they don't like the taste of cum. which reminds me -- i hate porn stars who don't swallow but spit it back up. that ain't sexy. i think that's pretty nasty. swallow it and be done with it!
     

  12. I know, I hate that shit. What really bugs me is the ones who don't swallow are the ones who insist on the dude coming in their mouth, only to spit it back up. Bitch if you don't want to swallow it why is he coming in your mouth?
     
  13. My boyfriend wants to do that shit all the time. I'm a little opposed to it because it's messy, and I don't like messy stuff on me. Especially if I just took a shower or straightened my hair. Try and have some sex with her before she takes a shower or something... Maybe she'll be more apt to have nastiness all over her if she is already a nasty mess.
     
  14. yeah, a pearl necklace is nice, and i'd still go for it, but don't let it ruin your chances for a cream soda or nothing!
     
  15. #15 tharedhead, Jul 4, 2011
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    That is because cum is high in citric acid. As these guys discovered working with semen from chickens cows, etc.
    Studies on the metabolism of semen. 5. Citric acid in semen
    Castration reduces the citric acid levels, but may be a bit extreme in this situation:)


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  16. Send her in for warranty work, she's defective, lol kidding
     
  17. Wait till she is asleep, then douse her in baby batter.
     
  18. No mess to clean up when it goes down the throat.
     
  19. consider yourself lucky, i blew my load on a girls tits and got a smack LOL.

    My girlfriend now is down for anywhere, but in her hair
     
  20. Dude u have a girlfriend that loves u and has sex with u. U should be a happy man with what u get. Seriously why would u absolutely want to cumshot her face so bad? She doesnt want to thats all. I wonder what she would think of u if she knew u actually posted this tread... Weirdo
     

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