My name is Billy.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012.

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  1. #1 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    Fucking Billy.

    I hate my name.

    Billy.

    It's for a 5 year old, not a 20 year old!

    My name's William, but ever since I was a kid, I've been Billy.

    I tried to go by William in High School, but you can't just change your name...

    "I COMMAND YOU TO CALL ME WILLIAM"

    Does Billy sound weird to anyone else?

    Billy... Fuck.
     
  2. #2 BLVCK ANGEL, Jul 3, 2012
    Hey there Billy. (In a Country voice)
     
  3. #3 mynameismark, Jul 3, 2012
    My name is Mark.
     
  4. #4 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    [quote name='"mynameismark"']My name is Mark.[/quote]

    Mark sounds like a hairlip dog

    "Mark! Mark! Mark!"

    But, hello mark.
     
  5. #5 4ganja2green0, Jul 3, 2012
    thats shitty man. but you want to be called william thats what a chick would call you. ill call you will is that ok with you!?!
     
  6. #6 bahookahjoe18, Jul 3, 2012
    what about Bill.
     
  7. #7 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    [quote name='"4ganja2green0"']thats shitty man. but you want to be called william thats what a chick would call you. ill call you will is that ok with you!?![/quote]
    I always liked will, and that's what most of my teachers eventually started calling me. But my dad always thought will was a dumb name. whatever...

    [quote name='"bahookahjoe18"']what about Bill.[/quote]

    Bill's for like... 70 year old politicians. Not like anything super powerful, but maybe like a governor or senator or something.
     
  8. #8 NIXXXON, Jul 3, 2012
    how bout Will/Willy
     
  9. #9 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    [quote name='"NIXXXON"']how bout Will/Willy[/quote]

    willy=penis

    Do you see how much I hate my name?
     
  10. #10 NotoriousCheech, Jul 3, 2012
    you could get a name change
    :smoke:
     
  11. #11 Strange Clouds, Jul 3, 2012
    I'm Thomas/Tommy. Coulda been worse I guess.
     
  12. #12 bahookahjoe18, Jul 3, 2012
    Are you your own will or someone else's?
     
  13. #13 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    [quote name='"Strange Clouds"']I'm Thomas/Tommy. Coulda been worse I guess.[/quote]

    Go by Tom. Tom's a cool fucking name.
     
  14. #14 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    [quote name='"bahookahjoe18"']Are you your own will or someone else's?[/quote]

    I've always just thought my parents named me, not me.

    Sounds ridiculous, but when you spend half your childhood obsessing over your stupid name, that shit gets buried deep in your subconscious.
     
  15. #15 littlemisspuffit, Jul 3, 2012
    Hi, William. I'm Symone:p
    I started going by my middle name by ignoring people when they used my first.
    Then I moved to a new town..soo that was easy.
     
  16. #16 NotoriousCheech, Jul 3, 2012
    its a name man. dont obsess over it. billy/bill isnt even a bad name.


    but you can change it , you always got the option!
     
  17. #17 LSDForPeace, Jul 3, 2012
    Billy isn't too bad man. At least your name isn't Dick. (Sorry to those of you who have that name)
     
  18. #18 LKDF, Jul 3, 2012
    in australia billy is refer'd to as a bong.
     
  19. #19 bahookahjoe18, Jul 3, 2012
    I have so many name choices...

    Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Rick, Dick, Richie, Richard, Leonardo, Leo, Leonard

    edit: can't forget Dickie!
     
  20. #20 The Crunge, Jul 3, 2012
    Plus my middle name is marshall, so...

    That's definitely out of the question. at least in colorado it is.

    and I wasn't named after rooster cogburn or anything, my dad gave me Jimi Hendrix' middle name. And that's cool I guess, but if you don't know the meaning behind it, it's just some stupid redneck name
     
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