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My mother has insomnia

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by alekzoidberg, Nov 17, 2010.

  1. They divorced 4 years ago.
    2 brothers got their flats.
    I live with my mom in our apartment.
    She's not angry, not an alcoholic whatsoever. Just having sleep problems.
    Says she won't fall asleep for hours and if she does - wakes up too early to feel "good" in the morning.
    It bothers me. A lot. I want my mom to be healthy and happy.
    I already told her I knew the solution to her problem, but it would not be acceptable both socially and mentally (mostly because she comes from USSR)

    I already told her I had a solution but now I have doubts.

    I'm 100% sure it will help her with insomnia but not sure whether she accepts it and not just freaks out.

    I pretty much "spoiled" the thing (telling I had a solution) and I DO want to toke with my mom occasionally because there's too much tension between us (i'm 23)

    How should I do it?
    Thanks.
     
  2. Fire up a batch of brownies.

    Give her one at around oh... 9pm.

    Play some chill music.

    ask her how she feel the day after.
     
  3. A lot of parents don't take too kindly to marijuana if they've been told that it's an "illegal drug"

    Slipping her weed in her brownies probably wont make her happy that you did that behind her back.

    What if she was slipping estrogen in your dinner and she finally told you?
    Get one of her friends that you also know (and confide in) to ask her how she feels about marijuana.
    That would be my course of action.
     
  4. Yeah I forgot to mention that you should say something like, It's got an itsy bit of Cannabis in there.
     
  5. first bring up cannabis casually and show her how safe it is, maybe watch The Union with her(link in my sig) all the way through, talk about it, talk about medical uses and "I was thinking that it may help your insomnia, if only you had access to it :rolleyes:"
     
  6. And then kindly lead her to the pantry where youll show off how its been pimped into a fullscale grow room:eek:
     
  7. I just toked and LOL'd.
    Brownies? No way I'm cooking the shit and feeding her. Shared spliff would so much more enjoyable. For me, at least.
    I want to be honest and her to know what really DOES help and is so much underestimated and how much people live in their shells and don't accept information from the outside world. Just from tellys and people at work. Usually those are terrible.
     
  8. The thing is, spliffs are what you see on commercials at ads and all that, it's gonna bring about some paranoia or feelings of "guilt" and doing something wrong in society's eyes. edibles on the other hand, is a wham bham thank you mademoiselle kinda thing.
     
  9. #9 alekzoidberg, Nov 17, 2010
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2010
    That's a daaaaamn good idea :cool:

    But I am also not willing to share my stuff all the time.
    Because I am sure with decent psychological treatment the thing just will have to be around since ;)
     

  10. Hey,

    My bong is on the way.
    Maybe ... ? no ? ...
     
  11. Not a bong, use either a glass pipe or a joint.

    DO NOT use a spliff or blunt as the tobacco is dangerous, wont help her condition, and the harshness will turn her off.

    Use a J or a glass pipe. Period.
     
  12. Has your mother sought out any medical help? Curing insomnia can be as simple as a slight adjustment in diet and or/habits.
    I have sleep problems myself, the sort that even MJ doesn't help.
    Before your bring up cannabis, you should suggest something legal. lol. There are a lot of sleeping pills out there that are dangerous. Let her kick the idea around, see what she has to say, and then be like, "Wait, what about _____"... Let her weigh her options
     
  13. It sounds more like you'd like to just be able to smoke pot with your mother. Think about what's right for her and try to remove your natural bias from it, it's hard. But when you understand her perspective and you're doing it entirely for her, the wording will come.
     
  14. thanks for all the input, guys.

    I talked to my mom about it.
    she said her insomnia wasn't constant and happened in ~60% of cases.
    3-4 days a week.

    She can't fall asleep for ~3 hours, then sleeps 2-3 hours and then the same pattern in the morning.

    I told about medicine (pills) and she said she would rather not to use them, because of their addictive nature.

    I've told about MJ and how body reacts to it, how melatonin is produced and how it affects sleep.

    She fears of transition to "harder" drugs (lol) and there's nothing I could tell to prove whole the transition BS thing.

    What I had feared the most was told: "everybody tells it's bad and addictive and leads to heroin". Yeah that's how word is spread amongst blind and deaf people these days.

    Anyway..

    I am sure we will come back to this topic in no time.

    I didn't push at all, just pure facts, didn't want to prove the point at all.

    She really looks bad and pale some days, smoke lots of ciggies and everything in her life is so monotone. One day I won't be around anymore and I stress about this a lot - she will fade away. She has zero to one friends and a shitty job.

    Will post updates upon arrival.
     


  15. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^:smoke:
     

  16. watchin' it myself now, thanks!
     
  17. Make some brownies and say you read online brownies help you sleep. Lol, JUST MAKE HER BROWNIES.
     

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