I found this hilarious. Long story short, threw in a couple bag seeds into a drainage tray with dirt... Didn't think shit was going to grow, was just a small experiment. I put it by the window and over the course of months, I just walked right by it, giving it a small glimpse. I wanted to see how big it could get, but here it is. My ultimate stressed plant. Water: Gatorade, Soda, and dirty-pet-bird water (whatever the fuck was around ) Food - I literally poured a couple drops of undiluted GH Flora vegging fertilizer.. just let the green liquid sit there on top of the soil The cable guy came over when I was sleeping, my dad opened the door for him, he didn't know that there was a retard plant in the guest bedroom. So before he came in that room, I threw a towel over the plant.. The whole thing broke in half, and the mid part is where the plant actually fixed itself! THE PLANT IS A FEMALE! See that dead plant right under it? Its actually a 4 week old male that I cut 3 days after sexing. I threw it in the pot to see if it'd grow after I completely cut its root source, but that would just be too hilarious.. Its still there though.. Just decided to post it now since i'm 99% sure its root bound and couldn't take any more abuse even it wanted to.