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my mom is a bitch!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by crestonchic08, Mar 9, 2004.

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  1. #1 crestonchic08, Mar 9, 2004
    how can i get my mom off my back about smoking
    i tell her its not as bad as coke like i used to do, but she is still trippy!
     
  2. #2 nev, Mar 9, 2004
    Ummmmmm I dont know you arent very specific, but Im pretty positive telling her its not as bad as coke isnt gonna work
     
  3. #3 crestonchic08, Mar 9, 2004
    well yea it didnt
    she is a really strong christian and its likethat is all she cares about
    it gets on my nerves.
    help me
    its not like i want to do it in front of her i
    just dont want her searching my room and calling the
    police again if she finds anything
     
  4. #4 ShelMikedMu, Mar 9, 2004
    tell her Jesus smoked weed. if she believes in the bible, she's sure to believe that little tidbit.

    then tell her to fuck off, you're over 18.
     
  5. #5 BudFanatic, Mar 9, 2004
    Jesus didn't smoke weed...

    ...the whole context of the theory that he did is that the Annointment ceremony that he went through quite possibly involved boiling the tops of cannabis plants into an oil mixture...afterwards, they poured the oil on him and he literally saw god and talked to him...

    Also, it is believed that his healings involved the use of cannabis to help people.

    There are thousands of pages on this everywhere on the net if you're looking for that perspective of Jesus' life.

    I already posted something long in another thread about other things you can say...but I'll copy paste it here anyhow.
     
  6. #6 BudFanatic, Mar 9, 2004
  7. #7 Hobbes, Mar 10, 2004
    buddy he was just trying to give you a sugestion :) go off on the poor guy y dont ya
     
  8. #8 JesusFreak, Mar 10, 2004
    Jesus did smoke pot, he still does, he has the best and most weed ever!!!!! and the largest coolest bong in the universe, no one fucks with Jesus
     
  9. #9 ShelMikedMu, Mar 10, 2004
    why am I mr. Sparkle? lmao

    of course he smoked weed. who else could come up with walking on water and turning water into wine...
     
  10. #10 mini_toker, Mar 10, 2004
    weed is a herb and the bible says "to use and nurture ALL of gods creations" or somthing to that effect so thats excatly wat ur doing is it not?
     
  11. #11 creative, Mar 10, 2004
    the ocean is gods bong water
     
  12. #12 ShelMikedMu, Mar 10, 2004

    and the weed is god's herb, so i say SMOKE IT UP

    WWJD (what would jesus do)--- for a bong hit?
     
  13. #13 whos_gotherb311, Mar 10, 2004

    this is what i was going to suggest. When i went to private school my religion teacher told us the same thing, and shes been a nun since she could be. She told us her whole life she never masturbated or had sex or done anything morally wrong.
     
  14. #14 ShelMikedMu, Mar 10, 2004

    since when is sex morally wrong? since Janet Jackson bared her boob?
     
  15. #15 Namynam, Mar 10, 2004
    sex is morally wrong. we must get rid of the human race!
     
  16. #16 thccrystals, Mar 10, 2004
    Tell her that ever since she's been a bitch, you've been a dog. She'll understand.
     
  17. #17 hippie john, Mar 10, 2004


    i think he was just extremly cheap, and didnt want to waste money on alcohol, so he made wine.... and walkin on water... well that sounds more like acid to me....
     
  18. #18 easy rider, Mar 10, 2004

    lol
     
  19. #19 Garcia76, Mar 11, 2004
    yeah my moms bein a real bitch too. im 18 and shes always in my face. shes known iv smoked weed since 15 and ciggerretts att 16 and now shes in my face. but shes at niagra falls for the next few days with my dad. so i smoked all tonight. and tommarow im getting a dub of some real good dank gonna smoke a nuggett blunt.
     
  20. #20 Namynam, Mar 11, 2004
    yeah but i gotta agree with whoever, telling her "its not as bad as coke" probably wont help the situation.
    Like, if you rape someone, testifying in court "atleast i didnt kill them" probably wont help your case
     
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