So, it was about four thirty in the afternoon. My mom doesn't approve of marijuana at all, even though she used to smoke a crap ton. So, I had to wait until she was at her work out class at a dojo near where we lived. She usually left at five, and got back around six or seven. I usually smoke during this period. She left earlier than normal, so I thought that she was meeting her friends early for a drink or something. I didn't know that she had just headed to the store for about half an hour. So, my cousin and I decided to smoke from my bucket bong. We got the smoke billowing pretty well when my cousin whispered, "Dude!!! Your mom is home!!!" I then challenged this, and then I heard her carr door shut. We hid the bucket bong in my closet, with some pot still smoldering. I quickly grabbed a very small piece of incense, and lit it with a match. I waved tha match around the door quickly before she came into the room. As soon as she walked in, she was like, "What that's smell Joey?' I was like, "Umm...Matches!!!!" So, she said, "Nope, it smells like pot, and no one in this house smokes this pot anymore!" So, I calmly replied, "Actually, I just lit incense, too." She didn't buy this, "Well, it doesn't smell like that!" So I panicked and said, " Well, he just farted, and they have been smelling mediciney!" So, she sniffed again, and this time, she fucking bought it!!! "Well, sorry to accuse you, I smell the match now. Sorry." So, I got away with telling my mom the smell of thick pot smoke/smell was MATCH SMOKE, INCENSE, AND FARTS!!!! There's no way you can top that near miss story!!! Jk, there are probably some pretty messed up ones out there!!!