My misguided attempt at being nice

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by POTSTYLZ, Aug 21, 2004.

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Did the Garbage Can Plan this?

  1. Yes the garbage can planned it all

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  2. No its just a series of accidents

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  3. its a plus I got vicoden

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  1. So this old lady that lives down the hall from me, came and asked if I would help her set up for her yard sale and she would give me $40. I told her she didnt have to give me any money I would just help to be nice. Well I was moving this metal garbage can for her and dropped it on my foot, which is broken now, got pissed took a swing at a 2x4 which turned out to be reinforced and broke my knuckle. So now I can only type with 8 fingers because 2 are taped together with a slint. And to top it all off I got hit in the head with a pool ball. Now it seems to me something is off with this. Could it be that its just a series of comical accidents ( I relize its a really funny thing in the series it happened). Or could it be that the garbage can planned it?



    PS the doctor gave me Vicoden so thats a plus
     
  2. Sounds like your a typical Tim "the toolman" Taylor.
     
  3. you got vicodens, suck it up and be happy.
     

  4. Awwww jeez man it's a pity you didn't get it on camera, LMAO
     
  5. Have you plotted your revenge against the trash can yet?
     
  6. Why not do it the American Way--sue the trashcan and let a jury decide?!
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  7. You could go on Judge Judy man.
     
  8. its alright I got the trashcan back *sinister laugh* that garbage has been filled with the contents of 2 drunks. and then thrown away. *stewie voice* REVENGE IS MINE
     
  9. that sounds pretty made up like u just thought of that?


    "where the swag"
     
  10. haha sorry dude that sucks ...lol...i can jsut picture you all broken up trying to post your story on gc........oh well atelast you got some vicodin out of it :D....
     
  11. should have gtotten a few m-80s and blown up that trash can.
     
  12. Have fun with the Vicoden.
     
  13. lmfao.......that sucks man...........hahaha i think it was the garbage can and the old ladys plan....... :smoke: ..........
     
  14. thoes garbage cans are tricky ones, you need to be on guard while in a 20ft radius.
     
  15. LOL funny shit man...
     
  16. Haha, sounds like a couple weeks ago, I was walking to domino's, cuz it was lunch, and I tripped on this garbage can that just fucking appeared in front of me, and I hit my face on the cement, and it hurt like a son of a bitch, so i get to domino's, get my pizza, and i'm walkin back with my friend, and he's like "here man, hold the box, while i grab a piece" so I did, bad idea. I opened the box, and tripped over the SAME FUCKING GARABAGE CAN!.. Oh my god, I was pissed, because this time I fell on the pizza, and it was all over my shirt, and all this shit... FUCKING GARABAGE CAN!...I feel your pain =(
     
  17. Last year I was in the gym fucking around with a basketball and I did like a layup and when i landed it was on all these old basketballs and flew hard as hell right on my back knocked the wind outta me so(also I missed the basket, and it was game point) So I got pissed and took a swing at the padded wall and broke my wrist at first I didn't know so I walked into the locker rooms and on the way back out 2 little kids were running around and while trying to avoid them I tripped onto my broken wrist. Simple bullshit.
     
  18. hahaha, i would have taken the 40 and bought an eigth
     
  19. THAT SUCKS maybe bad karma?
     

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