My lighter and I are soul bonded.

Discussion in 'Other Smoking Accessories' started by Umbrä, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Seriously. Ever since I bought it, fate has tried to take this thing away from me so many times. The first time we parted was when I dropped it at the school field, and a week later, my friend tossed it in my backpack without me knowing (I guess he just found lying there?) The second time was when I lost it in my pocket, and it was in the laundry. Eventually I find it (Months later) in my old shorts, and it still works like a charm. My mom found it one day, I left it on the computer desk (stupid) and then she takes it. I eventually found myself digging through one of her drawers for cough drops, and I find it in the said drawer. Another time she saw me holding it, and she demanded I give it to her, though I try to convince her it was something else that was blue. I managed to drop it on the floor in my room (Which was covered in clothes at the moment) and she searches my room as I walk away. Later that night I find it under my bed. Luckily she knows I've been a pyro ever since... Forever, and she doesn't relate the lighter to weed or anything.

    Man... This lighter and I will never be separated for long. Ever.
     
  2. Not to seem like a dick but are you underage, if so please stop posting stories.
     
  3. I hope it's not a bic otherwise i'd hate to be there when that bad boy runs out.
     
  4. You sound like your 15
     
  5. you love your lighter? what do you masturbate to it? and you sound like a 15 year old with a fetish for lighters...
     
  6. i remember MY first lighter.
     
  7. It's a Bic, though it's not my first. I like this particular one because... Well. It always comes back to me.
     
  8. I love sentences that start out with "not to sound like a dick" or "Not to be a complete asshole" and somehow that as a precursor makes the second part of the statement not as dick or asshole. People who have to use this phrase should instead just say, Since I am a dick, or since I am an asshole, here is my opinion.

    Not to sound like a rapist but how does this chloroform smell?

    Its always nice to find an old lighter. I have a couple that have been with me for a while.
     
  9. Sucks for you that you got soul bonded to a Bic.
     
  10. I cant come out tonight, my bic light wont light.

    seriously, I havnt been smoking herb /cigs cus I have no lighter
     
  11. #11 TokinGeek, Feb 4, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 4, 2010
    First off, you really do need to read how your post sounds, because it really does sound like you're under 18.

    Moving on, I once had an inseparable lighter. It was a limited edition Stargate Zippo released in limited quantities at the same time as the movie in 1994. I believe my couch ate it but after going so far as to rip half the back covering off, I can't find it. :cry:

    My advice to you AND myself: never set your lighter down anywhere but your pocket.
     

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