Seriously. Ever since I bought it, fate has tried to take this thing away from me so many times. The first time we parted was when I dropped it at the school field, and a week later, my friend tossed it in my backpack without me knowing (I guess he just found lying there?) The second time was when I lost it in my pocket, and it was in the laundry. Eventually I find it (Months later) in my old shorts, and it still works like a charm. My mom found it one day, I left it on the computer desk (stupid) and then she takes it. I eventually found myself digging through one of her drawers for cough drops, and I find it in the said drawer. Another time she saw me holding it, and she demanded I give it to her, though I try to convince her it was something else that was blue. I managed to drop it on the floor in my room (Which was covered in clothes at the moment) and she searches my room as I walk away. Later that night I find it under my bed. Luckily she knows I've been a pyro ever since... Forever, and she doesn't relate the lighter to weed or anything. Man... This lighter and I will never be separated for long. Ever.
you love your lighter? what do you masturbate to it? and you sound like a 15 year old with a fetish for lighters...
It's a Bic, though it's not my first. I like this particular one because... Well. It always comes back to me.
I love sentences that start out with "not to sound like a dick" or "Not to be a complete asshole" and somehow that as a precursor makes the second part of the statement not as dick or asshole. People who have to use this phrase should instead just say, Since I am a dick, or since I am an asshole, here is my opinion. Not to sound like a rapist but how does this chloroform smell? Its always nice to find an old lighter. I have a couple that have been with me for a while.
I cant come out tonight, my bic light wont light. seriously, I havnt been smoking herb /cigs cus I have no lighter
First off, you really do need to read how your post sounds, because it really does sound like you're under 18. Moving on, I once had an inseparable lighter. It was a limited edition Stargate Zippo released in limited quantities at the same time as the movie in 1994. I believe my couch ate it but after going so far as to rip half the back covering off, I can't find it. My advice to you AND myself: never set your lighter down anywhere but your pocket.