my kind of hooker

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bud Head, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to

    the street, a seasoned veteran wanted to hear the details.

    She said, "He was a big, muscular and handsome sailor."

    "What did he want to do?" the vet asked.

    "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally, I said, 'Well how much do you have?' He said that he only had $25. I told him that for $25, all I could do is service him by hand. He agreed and, after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."

    "Oh my God," the vet exclaimed, "it must have been huge! What did you do?"

    "I loaned him 75 bucks."
     
  2. That's a good one!!! :D
     
  3. very funny as were the others ,lol.
     
  4. And I was just wearing my sailor costume from Halloween! wink, wink, nudge, nudge ;)
     

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