My job.

Discussion in 'General' started by HouseofHash, Sep 12, 2010.

  1. #1 HouseofHash, Sep 12, 2010
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    So I have a pretty fucked up job.

    They drug test all of their cliants, but its completely random. the last time they tested me was a year and a half ago. Its a hair test, and the company said that they can find trase amounts for up to three months. I've worked here for 35 years, and i get paid fairly well, and i don't want to lose my job due to smoking. I wouldn't exactly lose my job, but i would get sent to a rehab, and i don't want to deal with that either. They hire temporary people, and don't drug test them, and then let them go. Its fucked up.

    I've only actually smoked a couple times this summer, but i'm worried that they might test me. I wouldn't have any time to prepare for it, cause they just randomly call you down and snip off your hair. How do you think i should approach this?

    Thanks.
     
  2. #2 mushroomsatsuji, Sep 12, 2010
    Shave your head.

    Who do you work for?
     
  3. #3 YoSmokinMan, Sep 12, 2010
    Stop and cut your hair short. And yeah where you work? I though those hair tests were expencive.
     
  4. #4 HouseofHash, Sep 12, 2010
    I work for an industry that makes glass and glass products. Most of the products we make are used for house and car windows, and we ship all over the country.

    I can't say exactly which, because it could give away my city and state. I'm one of the best line workers that they have.
     
  5. #5 hippie flip, Sep 12, 2010
    1. Shave you whole body.
    2. Go over it all with a shaving razor.
    3. Go over it all with waxing paper.

    Yes even your eyebrows...
     
  6. #6 Elixsor, Sep 12, 2010

    Yeah because it wouldn't be obvious why he shaved his entire body when he has a hair drug test coming up...

    Still I'd say do this if for no other reason then it would be fun to come up with a reason as to why all your hair is gone
     
  7. #7 StillRidinClean, Sep 12, 2010
    how you gunna bash someones advice and then agree with it? haha backwards..

    and he doesnt have one coming up.. its random..
     
  8. #8 HouseofHash, Sep 15, 2010
    So does anyone else have any advice?

    They said if they find a little bit of THC, then they usually don't make a big deal about it, but i don't want to risk it.

    I have stopped smoking too.
     
  9. #9 jamesh, Sep 15, 2010
    Blackmail your company.
     
  10. #10 Stoopid Toker, Sep 15, 2010
    they dont care if you smoke a little weed man.

    You just said they even told you they dont make a big deal about the weed. Think about the concept of this for a second... why should they be able to analyze your body and find out very personal information.... you could easily just refuse as a matter of principle.
     

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