my god Maury is the shit!

Discussion in 'General' started by stickyone13, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. seriously, not since early Jerry Springer has there been better trash TV. There's the female version of the michelin man on there right now with blue and yellow hair that brought her boyfriend on the show months ago because he was cheating, he straightened out, so she started cheating with his best friend. Also, she told everyone she was pregnant, and is now telling him that she never was.

    This shit is classic.
     
  2. I fail to understand how anyone can watch a show like this and then claim that eugenics is evil.
     
  3. Haha that show is aweseome.
     
  4. I read every sinlge thing in this thrraed none of the m fmade sense
     
  5. ^^ Maury is a TV show.
     
  6. daytime tv sucks balls
     
  7. I love it when those 14 year old girls go on there and test like 10 baby daddy's Lmaooooo what the fuck? seriously.

    like a hotdog in a hallway....
     
  8. Maury is prob. the only show like those i bother looking at if theres nothing on, that and Montel just cause they feel more down to earth.

    Maury slappin up black guests and callin em dawg. You go Maury! lmao :smoking:
     
  9. Maury is entertaining, but they need to come up with some better show ideas.

    In the case of _____, ______, you _____ the father.

    90% of all the shows are that.
     
  10. i agree, they need more of those out of control kids, haha that shit never gets old.
     
  11. Montel's where its at when he has his medical marijuana shows.
     
  12. yeah i find it amusing how these chicks have sex with 20 different guys, then one of them gets her pregnant, and she attempts to try and find the father. i cant feel bad for them because they should learn to keep their legs closed.
     
  13. Hahaha, Thas classic.

    I've had bitchs accuse me of being pregnant with my kid when i aient even been up in em.
     

  14. But at least you get to bust a move when you prove them wrong! :p
     
  15. The fat baby episodes are my favorite. Those are fucking awesome when your blazed because you eat what these kids eat on a regular basis when you got the munchies.
     
  16. LMAO! that small video went perfectly with light my fire by the doors when the guy was dancing and i laughed my ass off....

    but then again im pretty drink, if i have skool tomarow i will castrate every single person on baltimore county school board....i think thats the colt 45 talkin.
     
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    YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!
     
  18. Hahaha, back in gr 9/10 kinda time in my life I started boycotting school. I watched maury every day. Stupid show, I was never good at guessing which ones are really women...
     

  19. i was watching this yesterday.

    jesus, that bitch was fucking NASTY. you could drive a ford ranger through that gap in her front teeth.


    then, when everyone got all pissed because she was cheating, she ran backstage and let out this tribal scream and threw her shoes.

    i was laughing my ass off.


    could only stomach 5 min of that shit though.


    best line in the whole episode, "you know that baby i'm carrying......i'm not carrying it.":hello::hello::hello::hello:
     

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