My girlfriend tried to finger my butthole

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Rasta Buds, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. haha :D

    glad to see you saw the fun in the post, there was really no offense intended
     
  2. i wish i had a girl who wasnt afraid to poke my don't-poke
     
  3. Ask ke$ha
     
  4. :confused: You were the one who brought up sexual orientation, not the OP.

    As you said, plenty of people, gay or straight, don't enjoy anal sex/anal play. So, just because someone is greatly uncomfortable with having someone jam fingers up their ass doesn't mean they are uncomfortable with gays.

    I highly support gay marriage, have numerous gay friends, have had anal sex with my wife, etc. And I'm just not exactly sure where your rant just came from.
     
  5. you better watch outthat she doesn't pull out the strap-on on you. :eek:
     
  6. That is fucking hilarious.

    Very rude of her though, next time you're boning just try and stick it in her butt and be all 'BUT OTHER GIRLS LIKE IT SO YOU MUST TOO'
    See how she feels.

    Also, gagged a little when you said she licked her fingers. That is one nasty alley cat.
     
  7. [​IMG]wtf man i wish my girlfriend would stick her fingers in my ass... that is if i had a gf...:confused:. ahaha:(..(commits suicide)
     
  8. I'll be your interwebs girlfriend? I am a model/pornstar with double D's
     
  9. So yu got finger in your ass? Sounds weird :confused:
     
  10. WOW how STUPID

    you START with one finger and move up!

    BUT no, i'm kidding that would anger me to, i'm sorry what began as a pleasant experience turned into that
     
  11. #112 Samanthamudgirl, Oct 22, 2010
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    I have a friend who has no vagina. yes, true. She was insensed by Christian rhetoric in our state about "Marriage is for purposes of procreation only, not for homosexuals". It made her feel like they thought she shouldn't be married.

    She's got one kidney, she's short a lot on intestines, and doesn't have other small parts. I forget which. She has a uterus, but it doesn't function for having kids. It does put out hormones though, so she has breasts and sexual desire, luckily.

    She has eggs though so she could have a surrogate mother. I was willing to do it, but the I got diagnosed bipolar and had to take a lot of meds, so I couldn't. She couldn't tell she had no vagina at the time she found out, young, when she didn't get her period. She goes back an inch or two and then theres a wall there.

    She is married. She had a terrible time dating because sheds get serious and then tell them, they'd go wtf? and then run, so she started telling them on the 2nd or 3rd date which was really awkward.

    "BTW, I have no vagina."

    Anyway, in the case of the OP. The girl is a keeper. Try doing it to her when she's about to come. First dip your finger inside of her then slip it in her ass and just fiddle with her anus, then when she's coming slide it in slowly. That's the ticket.
     
  12. Indeed, it is an erogenous zone. That does not mean that everyone enjoys it though. As you said, some gay guys don't like anal. I'm a straight guy who can tell you right now, that is an exit, and will ALWAYS be an exit, at least for him.
     
  13. Had a girl try this too. It was awkward. She was pretty drunk so its like whatever, But im not sitting on it. She tried like 4 times til I pulled my pants up and was like nothanks
     
  14. i had a girls finger in my ass. its not somthing to brag about but then i fucked her in the ass. paybacks a bitch
     
  15. ^^Is that how you got your name?
     
  16. I can't get over the fact she licked her fingers. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuck that's disgusting.
     


  17. OK, what? So it's all there but it doesn't go back far enough, is that what you mean?

    I am really, really intrigued.
     
  18. yas plz. :)
     

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