~My Funny Pot Stories~

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by ~Kush~, Mar 22, 2010.

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  1. #1 Ok so here is a story about me and some freinds having a fun time. So its sunday.... me and 4 freinds all play paintball on sunday. So the night before we set up a pick up for a 30 sack at the field. My freind S is covering the fee haha. We get there and play a few games...when the dealer shows up....we got the sack and all 5 of us proceeded to my freinds truck ready to get high. I grinded the bud in his car . The bud was so sticky I wouldn't even work that well with the grinder.....I grinded up the bud (im the only one who knows how to roll) so I roll up a fat ass 2g joint. I was so ashamed becuase it was the worst I've ever rolled. My frinds didn't care....cause it was fat as fuh and we were gonna get high. So we have the fat joint now we need a place........we stand in the parking lot for 5 minutes thinking of a place. My freind S climbs over this hill next to the parking lot.....where there was a little forest. It was so sick we found this little spot where we could all sit. We smoked the j and got lifted.....then we all ran wildly back to the pb field and played some more games..........later on we decided to name the place Ghandi this will be our usual sunday spot.
     
  2. sounds like a cool sunday, would not have been so cool if it was a monday but since it was sunday then it was cool, keep up the good work A+
     
  3. Thanks. Im gona post up a shit load of funny stories seeing as I have a lot. Just wanna know if you guys like this most recent one
     
  4. #4 ~Kush~, Mar 23, 2010
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    Ok another story before I go to bed.... So I used to have this really great freind named daniel.....(we are no longer freinds because he said some racial shit about my whole family) sucks we had fun times. So we used to burn everyday after school. One day my parents were outta town and only my grandma was home lol. So I grab my homemade bong and stuff it in my jacket. I walked downstairs and told her daniel was taking me to wal mart(he drives) so we jump in his gti and head over to this big soccer park a block away from my neighborhood. We like to go ther becuase there is a nature boardwalk. So we walk to the end of the boardwalk and sit down. We had about an 8th of mids.......we smoked endless bowl packs for an hour. So we sat there blazed as fuck with about 2 bowl packs left when Daniel shouts "oh shit a cop" he launches my bong somewhere in the everglades and I throw the bud/lighter/razor into my small case and toss it under the board walk. So this guy walks up with a black strap across his chest and dark shades on....with a white polo shirt and black shorts......he looked just like a cop but when he got closer we saw he was just a photographer here to take pictures of the "migrating birds".......so I stand there and have a whole conversation with him about cameras and photography blowed outta my mind......I tell him some shit about us doing a nature project for school,and he gives us ideas and pointers lol.....then as he left he says good luck with your project. Im like yeah man thanks a lot. So me and daniel were dying with laughter. Then I ask where is the bong bro. This idiot points out to the everglades and says over there yo.....Fuck I had to search for 30 minutes to find the bong in this swampy ass area. Then I grab my case and we dip out, still laughing lol. Good times....its ashamed it had to end.
     
  5. Does anyone like my stories :(
     
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  6. you looked 30 minutes for a homemade bong? in a swamp?
     
  7. Not really, they are not actually funny and make you seem like you are very young. The comment about your friend who can drive makes it seem like you are probably less than 16.
     
  8. #9 ~Kush~, Mar 23, 2010
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    I just turned 18....but I never got my permit so I didn't have my license around that story. What chu know bout macdev? And the bomngn had my bowl in it so I had to get it
     



  9. That was uncalled for, you have no reason to call someone out on being underage just cause you're slightly suspicious.

    No negitive vibes bro.
     
  10. for some reason those stories were pretty entertaining. maybe its because i just smoked some blueberry strain and it was good. might not make sense. im pretty blind,
     
  11. I have plenty of stories bjust like these
     
  12. I agree, his stories are lame. It annoys me that fellow Marijuana users get blazed and sit around doing nothing. When you're high it is the perfect time to expand you way of thinking. Sitting around doing nothing but killing brain cells doesn't do the herb justice.

    Peace.
     
  13. I agree, those bastards who sit around chilling and enjoying themselves are such bad people. I mean, just relaxing and having a laugh while stoned? THE NERVE OF THEM
     
  14. haha good stuff man sounds like ur crews always havin a goodtime!
     
  15. Yeah, it's a real lifter when this is the way everyone looks at herb users. Maybe if users weren't mostly dim-witted clowns that stumble around making dicks of themselves maybe herb might be legalized??????????
     

  16. And I neve said they were bad people. Just stupid.
     
  17. Say what?
     

  18. Its people like you that don't help with legalization.
     
  19. #20 ~Kush~, Mar 25, 2010
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    You sound like a complete jackass. Me and my buds get blazed and have fun times. Get offline go find freinds and toke it up. For those that like my stories check often as ill have one everyday and some pics. Thanks

    Name-calling and disrespect are not welcome here. -JD
     
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