My fucked up story of the day

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. #21 Cruizer, Jun 24, 2011
    Pretty sure all men have one testicle that is further descended than the other :rolleyes:
     
  2. #22 JordanPoP, Jun 24, 2011
    Supposedly on manswers it said it took 3000 pounds of pressure to pop a testicle because of a special tissue around it
     
  3. #23 FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 24, 2011
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    Well he only had 45's so maybe he's just got weak balls haha
     
  4. #24 Brianyo, Jun 24, 2011
    hahahahahahahahhahahah funny thoughts
     
  5. #25 Dylanzs, Jun 24, 2011
    I heard on a tv show that it takes 2 tonnes of pressure to pop ur testicles ?
     
  6. #26 Tomason, Jun 24, 2011
    I heard you Need a 747 to make your dick
    Pop
     
  7. #27 Natedogg868, Jun 24, 2011
    Dam Bro that fucking sucks donkey ass
     
  8. #28 kouchlockOG, Jun 24, 2011
    .. pics???
     
  9. #29 FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 24, 2011
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    I mean if you guys really want em...
     
  10. #30 Simmerten, Jun 24, 2011
    I'm wearing a jock to the gym from now on.
     
  11. #31 JuanRing, Jun 24, 2011

    Haha indeed proper term is a ruptured testicle, Sammy Salo actually got one playing hockey recently, although I believe they were able to save the gonad.:smoke:
     
  12. #32 Chank420, Jun 24, 2011
    This is the reason why you have 2 testicles.
     
  13. #33 500sd, Jun 24, 2011
    my nuts ache now..fuck
     
  14. #34 carmendragon, Jun 26, 2011
    that's fucked up. i'm glad i'm a female.
     
  15. #35 treechef, Jun 26, 2011
    i guess he really took... the ball.
     
  16. #36 Hash Bean, Jun 26, 2011
    Owwwww I wish that upon no man!
     
  17. #37 hpyboy1, Jun 28, 2011
    If only they had been in your wife's purse you'd have been safe:)
     
  18. #38 beantown420, Jun 28, 2011
    What do you mean you heard it pop? Testicles don't pop like balloons, they get smushed.
     
  19. #39 Quarter Ounce, Jun 28, 2011
    holy crap man, how has he changed?
    that sounds like the most painful thing to ever happen to another man ever, fuck that shit.
     
  20. #40 hohoho, Jun 28, 2011
    Why did i have to read this man
    my balls are hurting just thinking of that
     
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