Whatsup city? Just smoked a bowl and I got into that little story telling mood, so I'm gonna tell you all about my dumb fucking friends, one of which got a DUI, possesion of marijuana, possesion of paraphanalia, possesion of alchohol (he's 18), and underage drinking. My other homie just got Underage drinking. So last Friday, I get outta school, pop a couple of thizzles and head out to kick it with some of my good smoking buddies. It was kinda funny tho because I hardly ever smoke with these guys, and they're such noobs when it comes to smoking, I kind of feel like a Senior Smoker when I'm with'em, cuz I gotta show'em the ropes a little. By then I'm fucking high on thizz, and me and my friends are smoking some bowls down at the park a few blocks from the school. We accedentally meet up with these other guys who were rollin a rainbow blunt (.5 of trainwreck, .5 of the bomb ass perp, .5 of Maui Wawi, and .5 of some Strawberry cough.) I was the only guy there who knew these guys, so I asked if I could get a few hits on the blunt. They said once it got to the roach I could. At the roach was the perp, so I smoked that shit and was fuckin so faded after that. Anyone who here knows that smokin on e is the fucking SHIT. So after that my best friend I would say and my other best friend picked me up. People, please don't go ahead and lecture me about drinking and driving, cuz trust me I've had enough of that already. So they're swiggin on the shitty ass Monarch Vodka, and they're perrrrrrrty drunk already. I was fuckin rollin balls so I wasn't about to drink, but anyways I left my two friends to go on their own cuz 1. I knew they were shitfaced and didnt want to be in the car with a driver that drunk, even tho my homie Mick can usually handle his shit while he's drunk, and 2. This girl at my school left me text sayin she wanted me to drop by her house and fool around for a bit. So I went over to this girls house and she had her bomb ass friend there with a fucking nice glass 4 footer bong. So we smoked many bowls outta that and then I fucked around with these two girls while I was still rollin bawls on that e. And to all you people who say you can't cum on e I have now proven you wrong!! Lol I'm stoned. For the rest of the night, I went to some other party's, one of which had a bunch of spodie...don't know if you guys know what that is it's a Seattle thing I think...you put Jack Danial's mixed with fruit punch and put some fruit in there...damn you eat that soaking wet fruit you get DRUNK. It's hella good theres mango's, apples, strawberrys, blueberry's, all that shit in it it's fuckin good. Then at around 1 am or so I called it a night and hit the sack. The next mornin, I get a call from my friend Mick who tells me that after I left them, at around 12 or so that night they were in a school parking lot, and picture this: Mick was throwing up out of his window and my other friend was standing on top of the car pissing off it, and a cop just rolled in the parking lot, shined a light on them, and got out. Haha, so get this, the cop that caught them was the same cop that cought me and my friend who was on top of the car just about a month ago. Since the car was on, that technically means he was driving. My friend Mick blew a 1.6 on the breathelizer, and he had just finished throwing up witch means he was sobering up. Witch means he was a hell of a lot drunker before he puked. I wonder what his breathalizer woulda been? Prolly like a 2.3 or some shit. That's what hard a does to you. Dont fuck with that shit to much. So the cop searched tha car after breathalizing, and found a 1/5 of Potters, a case of beer, a dub (2 grams), and a makeshift bong. The cop took my friend mick to the station, same one me and my friend Jacoby had to go to, and Mick had to stay in a cell for like 3 hours or some shit before they released him. Anyways, Mick has 4 court dates now, and as I type this, he's standing at the Courhouse in Downtown Seattle. They're gettin piss tests now, and I believe they're both on Probabion. SUCKS TO BE THEM. What do you guys think? Pretty fuckin stupid huh?
haha, that's freaking hilarious....now I'v been know to get pretty drunk...but I usually don't like alcohol. yea it does suck to be your friends but they knew the consequences before doing it.
hey whatever, truth or not, who cares. I'm high and it was entertaining. +rep for that. peace seattle, from the opposite corner of the country.
that was a sick story, you were smart for leaving them....especially for 2 beezies....i love fuckin around when im rollin.....and that spodie sounds nasty (because around here it means cum) haha so when i read you were drinkiin spodie at a party .....hahahahaha....but +rep for being smart and havin a blast!!!
ahaha thats a sick story, reminds me of my friends only replace school parking lot with a crowded parkinglot downtown haha
Sounds like a really lame version of Jungle Juice. Cool story though dude, those guys were fuckin' dumb. I have to agree.
Naw man, Spodie's the shit! Get's you fuckin wasted! Lol tho I guess that would sound gross is spodie was cum...lol I laughed pretty hard when I read that.
im definitly going to try that shit for my bday.....but im sure as hell aint callin itg spodie hahaha but it sounds bomb as fuck... oh man.....im waasted
Yea I wouldnt be too harsh on them though. They got unlucky although they were very foolish and irresponsible in their actions. Im sure sooner or later they would have been caught and thats what it seems like your implying. And yea driving drunk is dumb but if you havent come to realize its something people our fathers ages take seriously. I mean our dads drive drunk a lot guys admit it, its like an art to them.
Hehe yeah that's true...my dad's driven me drunk places many times...but then again he used to be a tourbus driver so he's a balllller when it come's to driving...I think when he drives drunk he drives as good as your average driver. And I just "relapsed" from my Intensive Outpatien (rehab)...So yeah I'm fucked...was clean 3 weeks...couldnt hold it, my homie had some fire as hell trainwreck. Anyways peace