my friend pissed me off, so i took a dump in his subwoofer box

Discussion in 'General' started by Twisting Blunts, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. my friend pissed me off, about a month ago i fell off the back of a semi truck with a drive shaft in my hand and it was too heavy and my leg gave out and i fell directly on my knee and dropped the drive shaft on my leg which put more pressure on my leg and really fucked my knee up

    i bought a cane to walk with and my friend's been such a dick about it, he always blocks the stairs to places and laughs and tells me since i'm a cripple i gotta use the wheel chair ramp, he hides my cane constantly from me, when he see's handicap spots open he tells me "pull in there" even tho i dont have a handicap card, it's getting old so i got fed up with it

    yesterday he asked me to come over to let his dogs out since i'm on work comp and he was at work, he has a tahoe with 2 18's in it so i went into his garage, took one sub off and sat down ontop of the hole and took a dump right in the box and put the sub back, i sprayed the turd with fabreeze so he doesn't smell it right when he gets in there

    the box is ported too so it's all gonna fly around the cab when the subs hit
     
  2. Tell him to play some dubstep and turn the bass to full.
     
  3. Ain't that some shit.
     

  4. u like to watch dickheads fight, especially petty ones like myself?
     
  5. :laughing: lol I see what you did there.
     
  6. YES! OWNAGE!

    I wish I had the nuts to do something like this xD
     
  7. Hahaha Keep us updated.
     
  8. With friends like that.. God damn, lol. Another thing I heard of is putting shrimp in his car in a few hard to reach places and in a few days when they rot, it'll be terrible.
     
  9. I'd be super pissed if my subs smelled like poo
     

  10. It'd turn into a shit-mist.
     
  11. Shoulda been the bigger man and told him to stop fucking with you.
     

  12. But how much shit from his friend has he had to put up with? But seriously telling him to stop would of probably be the best course of action, but I can't condemn the guy for what he did.
     
  13. Shit? It was mostly talk from what I read. Dude has a cane, knock the guy in the face if he's blocking you. If he stole your cane, find something of his to lean on. Shitting all over the guy's electronics... with that kind of character, it's no fucking wonder he's getting disrespected.

    I can laugh because it's not being done to me, but if it had been someone would be looking for other friends to hang out with permanently (and from the sounds of it, he doesn't have too many other options).
     
  14. If I tried to pull something like that it'd go horribly wrong.

    I'd have the sub off, bending over to shit, and boom... Mud butts. Sure enough the spray would be more than anticipated and shit would get everywhere.

    Next thing you know I'd be cleaning up my own god damn prank.
     
  15. #15 xam, Aug 27, 2011
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    damn have some thicker skin.....

    hes your friend isnt he?

    thats what friends do they joke with each other...

    if it bothers you tell him, i really doubt hes doing it out of spite.
     
  16. Set up a hidden camera in there, this way you can record it when it goes off. Then, post all over internet for epic pay back.
     
  17. Wow, that's immature

    What happened to being the better man? Shameful
     
  18. 1. at the following time, how did you wipe your ass?

    2. is your tongue, voice or throat in any way disabled (in that case its understandable) or do you just prefer communicating by shitting inside subwoofers?

    3. did you take in consideration that hes probably gon whoop your crippled ass?

    4. why do you call him 'friend'?
     
  19. Lmao this post made me laff out loud.

    especially number 2 xDDDDDDDD
     

  20. I was making a joke.


    I agree in that shitting isn't the best course of action, but what you suggested is not much better.


    Kind of a stupid and mean thing to say. There's nothing in what he said that you can deduce that from, you are making assumptions.
     

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