My Friend Masturbated in front of me while high....

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by GeorgeW Kush, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. I know, I've heard that Masturbating while high feels better, but the other day, I just got finished toking with my friend , and we were just laying on his couch watching TV and listening to Music and just out of no where, he pulls up Porn on his TV Screen and whips out his dragon and starts waxing the weasel.

    I kept saying "Chill, Chill" but I was too stoned to really make a big deal about this at the time, I thought he was just joking at first, but this guy was seriously jacking off in front of me. Needless to say, I wont be toking with him anymore. The least he could have done was gone somewhere else.

    Has this ever happened to anyone? Any similar stories? This was just too weird?
     
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  2. Uh, no, that's never happened to me.
     
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  3. hahaha thats fucked up. i can see him going to town and you just sitting there stoned telling him chill lol
     
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  4. I think one of my girlfriends once masturbated infront of me, but not any of my friends. That'd be weird as hell.

    Maybe he was just gay and seeing if you were interested?
     
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  5. LOL - maybe he "likes" you and has trouble telling you?

    I guess you've never heard of "soggy biscuit"? - 3-5 blokes get in a circle and wank off onto a digestive...last one to cum has to munch it
     
  6. Hahaha if you have to ask then it probably was :p
     
  7. sounds like a good man
     
  8. Dude.. Did you atleast remove yourself from the situation? Cause you never told us if you just sat and stared or egged him on or something.
     
  9. I just rolled over and fell asleep, facing the opposite direction. I was stoned and tired and really to lazy to go anywhere else.
     
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  10. No worries dude, even though that's weird as shit. My 40 year old neighbor and his meth head girlfriend asked me for a threesome one time. That shit was the most uncomfortable high I've ever had.
     
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  11. Lmao wow. U should of got up and left
     
  12. #13 RedMagic, Jul 19, 2011
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    And you just sat there?
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  13. ya dude, nbd. me and my boys toke and choke all the time
     

  14. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but if you aren't, that is fucking gross and GAY. ewwwwwwowijwowwjowjlcjgpf
     
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  15. i think your friend likes you..

    a lot.
     
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  16. opposite direction.. like ass facing his erect masturbating penis?
     
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  17. Ur friend wanted u to join him lolol Wat the fuck u just rolled over waiting for him to stick u or Wat hahaa
     
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  18. I had a roommate that I caught like 5 times jerking off & once while I was in the room! He admitted it was a addiction, he said he stopped but I know he was still doing it. Only thing you can do is just tell them how you feel about it because that shit is not cool when you see some shit like that.
     
  19. i wank off all the time infront of my friends. their so used to it they dont really care anymore! But i dont spew...
     
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