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My friend got arrested yesterday for tickling a girl.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by nykushtoker, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. #21 Dado, Jun 8, 2011
    Maybe he was tickling her with his penis ?
     
  2. #22 Cynikal, Jun 8, 2011
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  3. #23 Deuro, Jun 8, 2011
    Alaska
    Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.
     
  4. #24 Kegdas, Jun 8, 2011
    That actually makes some sense though.
     
  5. #25 nykushtoker, Jun 9, 2011

    The final got pushed back for next week. I got a doctors note anyways and my absences were excused.:cool:
     
  6. #26 Stigma, Jun 9, 2011
    I am really stoned and it still didnt make me laugh...


    Bad troll...
     
  7. #27 kushluv420, Jun 9, 2011
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    um… why not it didn't happen to u and its pretty funny I laughed.....
    trrOLL!!!!
     
  8. #28 ADIV, Jun 9, 2011
    Are you serious? This is probably the funniest thing I've read all night :laughing:
     
  9. #29 Mogwai, Jun 9, 2011
    The craziest law of all though is still that weed's illegal.
     
  10. #30 grimtoker, Jun 9, 2011
    Not if it is a Prius.

    Obviously trolling. Marijuana is dangerous and addictive, and it will make colored men take second looks at white bitches.
     
  11. #31 ILLOGIK, Jun 9, 2011
    here in Illinois there is some old law on the books that actually says "it is illegal to shoot and hunt giraffes from a moving train"..... giraffes from a moving train!?!

    obviously giraffes aren't native to IL.... so it makes me wonder how the hell some one shot a giraffe from a moving train in order to make this a law in the first place.
     
  12. #32 ADIV, Jun 9, 2011
    Actually this makes sense. Pretty soon, I guarantee that we'll have robots driving freight trucks around. California is just looking into the future :hello:


    Haha maybe they were on a kiddy train in a zoo and happened to bring their gun along?
     
  13. #33 grimtoker, Jun 9, 2011
    I love when stuff I buy says it meets California safety standards. I live in WV. And I guess the FDA standards aren't up to par. California ftw.
     
  14. #34 boatdock, Jun 9, 2011
    No i think you meant it makes white women seek relationships with colored men. According to Regan anyway...
     
  15. #35 grimtoker, Jun 9, 2011
    It was legal for a woman to want to ride a black man's 13" rod, but it would be illegal for a black man to fuck said woman.
     
  16. #36 ILLOGIK, Jun 9, 2011

    Lol I guess so. Had to be either by a circus, or zoo, or maybe a giraffe escaped.
     
  17. #37 SmokeSin, Jun 9, 2011
    It's illegal to eat a hot dog while walking backwards here in Oregon.
     
  18. #38 OscarZetaAcosta, Jun 9, 2011
    Take it as a lesson learned and remember that next time you try to tickle a girl, and instead opt for the rape and pillage of a village...I mean, hell, you're going to go to jail anyway, might as well make the trip worth it.
     
  19. #39 nykushtoker, Jun 9, 2011

    Also it is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. (oregon)
     
  20. #40 kushluv420, Jun 9, 2011
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    Lol it booked a ride on a train for the getaway :p lol
     
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