My Friday Night

well, i have to tell you guys about my night last night.

me and my friends went to my old high school's football game because i played on it and i just wanted to go chill for awhile. well, my school was raping the other team like 35-0 at halftime so we stuck around and watched the dance team and then left. me and my one friend heard about a bonfire at a feild near my house. so we roll up at like 930 and there is a small bonfire with about 15 kid there. so we greet everyone and all of that shit and we're just chillin when i remember that i have my piece and about an 1/8 in my truck. so i go get it and i pack the bowl and take my 2 hits and pass it to this douche on my left. i hated this fucker cause he tryed to slash the tires on my car in the 11th grade and i beat his ass for it. but i was just being stonerly and passed it to him. he was already drunk so when he took the hit he somehow managed to blow back into my piece and spill the bowl everywhere. not only did he spill my weed but he managed to get gum all in the inside who the fuck chews gum while hitting a bowl???

i was so pissed that i almost beat his ass right there. (i prob would have is i wasnt high) everyone there saw what happened and made him leave and he just started walking in the direction of his house. after that ass hole left and ruined my piece i just got totaly shit faced drunk and passed out. i woke up in a huge puddle with some girl that i have never seen before next to me and all of my friends scattered around.
(and of course my piece with the dryed gum inside )

anyway i thought i would tell you all about my night and sorry for rambling on about it.

 

thats what im sayin bro

nah man i just left the girl, and im going to try to put real cold water in it and then pick it out with a paper clip

 

nah man ive lived in baltimore my whole life

 

yea thats my bday

 

yea this guy was a fucking douche and i have no idea how he managed to get gum in it. it prob melted or something in his mouth... idk i have no idea lol