This is a scientific and somewhat evil plan that I wrote in my diary today in an extreme state of being high. I'm still high now and I lol'd fairly hard while writing it, so I thought I would share it with the scientific community to pass judgement upon whether it might work. I have decided to begin an experiment involving the flight distance of doves and the immutability of the species. I am going to approach groups of doves. Most will fly away, usually leaving one lone curious, brave dove. I will reward this genetic inheritance of boldness and decreased flight distance by withdrawing a container of seed from my pocket, spinkling it upon the ground and leaving to watch it with binoculars from my car. Eventually, the flight distance of the average dove/group of doves should decrease, as other doves gradually learn to eat the free food and the emboldened doves pass the trait onto their children. I am also considering trying to make the doves carnivorous and possibly even vampiritically predatory. I am going to grind up meat and put it in their birdseed, with mealworms and other insects. I am also going to place a saucer of blood next to the seed. Hopefully, they will drink the nutritious blood and thus aquire a taste for blood and a hunger for flesh. It is my sincere and profound hope that the birds begin to attack other birds and even mammals to suck their blood - this is enhanced by their previously talked about 'boldness'. Speciation will occur, and Hays Vampire Dove shall become a glorious reality.