My first trip to America... (AND my first hot tub experience)

Discussion in 'General' started by GGrass, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. before you get ready to come to america,, id suggest you watch a movie called

    DELIVERANCE.....with burt reynolds....

    you may change your mind about visiting the states....

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    america has a weirdo around evry corner,,,,:cool:
     
  2. Haha i remember that thread they fooled you in Ggrass i was laughing so hard bro.
     
  3. Step 1 : Call hooker.
    Step 2 : Pay hooker $100.
    Step 3 : Bang hooker in hot tub.
     
  4. Awh... Americans... such a nice bunch of people... :D

    But seriously... some of you guys make me freak the shit out.
     
  5. #45 GGrass, Feb 2, 2011
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    Hm. Thanks for the clear instruction.

    Hm... wait a minute...

    That's exactly the same as... the 'bath tubs' we have here...

    Except the 'call' the hooker part...

    Here, you don't have to call them, you just to to the bath house, and there will be at least couple of dozens of hookers sitting on a sort of a display room, behind a large glass window.

    You walk in, take a seat, order a beer, and you look at the girls behind the glass and see which one you like. They all have a nubmer tag on their shirt, so if you like someone, you call the waiter, and tell him you like number 20, or something like that.

    Then they will call the number 20 over to your table, and you can check her out at close range.

    And if you're satisfied, then you pay the fee and go to the private room which has a nice hot bath tub...

    And the rest is... up to you.
     
  6. you keep a pic of a va-jayjay on you? lmao, i gotta find my epic thread.....

    welcome to America
     
  7. #47 drewsome, Feb 3, 2011
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    So why are you coming to America? You are a retard.

    -Name calling doesn't fly here -redhat11
     
  8. Because I was lead to believe that...

    Never mind.
     
  9. what??? 100 bucks to use a hot tub? any hotel I've ever been in they're free lol
     
  10. Hold up.. Wait just one moment..

    GGrass your saying in Thailand I can go to a bathhouse and pick a girl like a dog to escort me to a private room with a bathtub full of hot water?

    How much does it cost?
    How much does the food cost?
    Will you drive me to this bathing house?
    And Is the girl inclinded to massage and lather shampoo into my hair? Or does Thailand people not use shampoo? If not I can't bring shampoo on a plane so I'd have to ship it and that might take several months...:confused:

    Ever since I found out you were from Thailand I can't but help picture you as an Indian kid who used to be apart of my old smoking circle. With a big shit eating grin on your face and smoking whatever we tell you to cause "it's what Americans do"
     
  11. :D

    I am more than happy to answer your questions.

    Yes, they have such bath house in Thailand.

    Depending on places, but usually it costs about... 120 bucks, including everything. The room, the girl, and the beer. the tip... Slightly more if you drink more than one bottle of beer...

    The quality of the girls are... more than OK. And the quality of their service is F. I. N. E. FINE.

    They got everything, the soap, the shampoo... so no need to bring anything, except money and a boner.

    But I won't be able to drive you there coz... well, I wish I could, but my wife has a very sharp eye on me, if you know what I mean. But you'll have no problem finding one coz they're virtually everywhere.

    And I can totally picture the Indian kid you mentioned coz I'm not too far away from your imagination.
     

  12. Is that 120$ in thailand dollars or US?
     
  13. It's in US Dollars.

    1 US$ = 30 Baht.

    So 120 buck = 3,600 B

    The price for renting the girl's pussy for two hours is about ... 2,000 B

    The price for renting the room for a couple of hours is about... 500, may be a bit more.

    The price for couple of bottles of beer is about... 500 B.

    The rest is for tip and etc.

    Tip the girl about 200 after you're done. More if you're happy with her pussy.

    I usually tip them 500 coz I'm always happy with their pussies.
     

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