My first trip to America... (AND my first hot tub experience)

Discussion in 'General' started by GGrass, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. But sorry to have disappointed you... no hot public sex in the story... because there is no such thing in real life...

    I should have kept on dreaming...
     
  2. We didn't lie GGrass...

    The Hot Tub Is A Lie...
     
  3. Dude why does CAPSLOCK BANDIT like EVERYTHING
     


  4. Thailand?

    DUUUUDE I know what you are!!!!!!!!!

    Your a sexual tourist!!!!!!!!


    You went to Thailand to bang minors and now you want to
    have a bi sexual orgy in America!!!!!


    Red handed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hello:
     
  5. #25 GGrass, Jan 29, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 29, 2011
    Here is the series of comments that made me dream about going to America for the incredible hot tub experience.

    --

    I hear couple of dudes talking on the internet.

    Some dude on the internet : Sounds like your boy could have smoked some dank, had some random sex with a bitch (hot presumably? [​IMG]) rolling face. Thats like winning the lotto.....

    Another dude on the internet : i would still have whipped out my dick, regardless. at least you know when u do that, SOMETHING exciting is going to happen. lol [​IMG]

    And I cut in.

    GGrass : I am truely intrigued...

    What is this 'hot tub' that you speak about?

    How does it work?

    And they said,

    Some dude : It's a big bathtub with water jets.

    [​IMG]

    GGrass : So you pay, and then you get naked, and then you go into that tub, where there might be other people already in it?

    Hm...

    Do you get completely naked?

    And how much is the entrance fee?

    Some dude : lmfao all ur posts are so crazy cgrass

    it costs 15 dollars for 10 minutes and u have to be naked all the way.

    most people use them as a public sex thing.

    see if there are any at a hotel in ur town.

    GGrass : I don't think there is anything like it in the entire COUNTRY. (I'm a Non-USA GCer)

    Shit... I wish we had though... sounds so good...

    15 bucks for 10 minutes? That is outrageous... bloody expensive!

    --

    You said public sex thing.

    Suppose I go there alone. And then there is a chick or two already in it.

    And the chicks are completely naked, and I am completely naked. So, does that mean it's ... game on?

    Is that where the 'public sex' comes into play?

    And...

    Really?? Is that how it works?

    Oh man...

    I'm missing out SO much...

    Some dude : my favorite tubs are ones at the medical pot store. then u get best of all worlds. i take 100 dollars and leave a happy man. ajhhh the USA is great.

    Now, here is where I made the decision to sell my house and go to America.

    Then, THIS happens.

    A friend on the internet : Oh GGrass... they're just fucking with you. Hot tubs are free in a hotel, by the pool and you have to wear clothes. Or you can buy one for your house. I was looking at hotels in Thailand and they have one on an island and the hotel has a hot tub also called jacuzzi. You just have to look around.

    GGrass : So I've been fooled??

    So there is no 'public sex' in 'hot tubs' and stuff?

    Man... that was MEAN, guys... REAL mean... not very nice AT ALL.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. I'm debating with myself on what to do with this comment. Should I,

    1. Ignore it

    2. Make a reply.

    --

    Since I'm writing this, obviously I've chosen to do the later option, which was to make a reply.

    And my reply is...

    How did you know? :eek:
     
  7. Of course you can have sex in a hot tub for a $100.00. That would get you about 15 minutes. Normally you get 30 minutes, but if you add the hot tub...
     
  8. Could you make it more... detailed?

    In series of steps.

    Step 1 : Do this.
    Step 2 : Do that.
    Step 3 : Do ...

    Which eventually leads to public sex in hot tub.
     
  9. Thailand? Don't you basically get a death penalty for smoking pot? (sarcasm kinda)


    Great story though. Would be superb if it were true.
     


  10. That's Singapore. Singapore is pretty tough on weed.

    Thailand is pretty Ganja friendly. The only time people get caught with weed is when they have shit load of weed, hidden in their pickup truck.

    For smoking... well, you can't smoke it in the public anywhere... except when there's nobody around...

    In the city, it's hard to find a spot, but if you're outside the city, there's always some quiet place where you can smoke.

    Even in the city, if you wanted to smoke up, just get in your car and drive around and smoke it in the car... make sure you're on some kind of freeway though... coz you don't want to be stuck in the traffic with a burning joint.
     
  11. Wtf... who the shit lives in Thailand,
     




  12. ggrass
     
  13. atleast you werent in the speedo
     
  14. popdewd.jpg

    Apparently lot's bro :smoke:.



    Fuckin' GGrass, always posting some funny shit :D
     

  15. Yup... I live there man... Nice place. No hot tub but plenty of bath tubs...
     

  16. DUUUDE!!
    Have you ever smoked thai stick????!!

    That shit is ALPHA.
     
  17. i'm sure you could find a nude jacuzzi somewhere.

    and good story.
     

  18. LA is the dirtiest/most polluted city in the US.

    NYC - bunch of assholes.

    A lot more to see than the largest cities in the USA. IF you want a big city, go to Chicago. I like that place, it's #3.
     
  19. How about Hawaii?

    If I were to go to America, and I could only visit one state, would Hawaii be a good place to visit?

    And most importantly, would there be a hot tub there?
     
  20. #40 skimFL, Jan 30, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 30, 2011

    i mean hawaii is part of america, but its not a good example of what america really is.. its america, but most americans never even set foot there.

    edit.. if you were to visit, you might as well go all out and visit each region cause there very different.. walking down the street in portland is not even comparable to walkin down the street in miami.. but if it had to be one state, id say either florida, cali, or new york
     

Share This Page