My first time (and my first post)

Hey GC,

Ive been using this website for a while now and it has been a god-send for all my weed-related questions. I've only just decided to make an account now because i realised how awesome of a community you guys are and honestly some of the threads ive seen are both hilarious and insightful. So anyway my first post is gonna be about my first time smoking mary-jane. Now before i start i'd like to first mention that prior to smoking weed i had smoked cigarettes for nearly 2 years. So i didnt make any of the noob mistakes like not inhaling, not being able to light it etc. If anything i smoked far too much and my drags were far too big .

So anyway me and my mates were chilling out by this place called the jubilee river (also a sick smoking spot) and my friend joe asked if I'd like my own joint from some of this new shit he got (an 1/8th of dank blue cheese - at the time it meant nothing to me but now i just laugh at how naive i was). So with me not being one for doing anything half-heartedly i accepted and took the joint he rolled for me (it was a king size of what i later found out to be pure blue cheese - he had no tobacco). I smoked it properly, holding the smoke in for about 3-5 seconds each drag, and i really enjoyed the taste. After i had killed it the effects hit me like fucking train... I was overcome with this insane feeling that i was just a floating pair of eyes. As we got up and went to go get food i literally felt like my body had disappeared and i was just gliding through the air. This was fun for a while but as time went on, and the high peaked, i started getting scared, i felt like my whole body had disappeared and it would never come back. I remember saying too my friend: "dude seriously i think ive lost my body... Help me find it... Do you realise how pissed off my dad would be if i lost my body!!!" my friend burst out laughing and walked up to me and pushed me over and said "there ive found it". He helped me up and i just said to him "dude you hurt my fucking eyes". After that i had pretty much gotten used to this high (which lasted nearly 12 hours for some reason).

My friend needed to go home and i was still baked as hell so he walked me to my house and before i went in he told me to down a bottle of lucozade (the rush of sugar gets rid of glazed eyes and can actually help reduce a bad high - it worked a treat but im nt sure if it actually works or was just a placebo). I went inside and as not to look suspicious i sat down and spoke to my dad; as i did i was looking at my dog and i completely zoned in on its face and got freaked out because it looked as though my dog was talking to me. At that point i just went upstairs and as soon as i laid down i just passed out. I awoke to a message from my friend saying "lol dude are your eyes okay now?".

The next day my friends told me that i was also convinced id been stuck in a thought loop and that time just kept resetting... I dont even remember that lol.

Anyway guys i hope you enjoyed my post and im glad to be part of the community .

 

Thanks man, much appreciated. The funny thing is is at the time it scared the crap out of me but now i wish for a high like that. I havent had a high like that since... Nor have i been able to get any Blue Cheese

 

Naaah man i look back at that time with fond fond memories. If anything it made me wanna do it more. Well it felt like i was talking to my dog and luckily my dad was on his computer so he couldnt see that i was replying to the dog. So i got lucky

 

Bro i can relate, i just smoked a bowl like a few minutes ago. I totally forgot i even made a post xD but yeah thanks

 

I would but its kinda awkward making them right now because im at home for the summer holidays. I'll be back to university in september though so i may just do that. Ive heard good things about fire crackers, are they any good?

 

It was dude, now i look bak on it i realise how awesome it was. I havent gotten a high like that ever since. Although one time i was completely messed up on super silver haze and i got some minor visual hallucinations... I thought my hoody was pulsating to the music. I also felt like i was in a music video xD