My First Experience

Enjoy the first few times you smoke, I wish i could have that feeling of "discovering weed" again.

 

I saw a bunch of like 13 year old girls the other day at this place i eat a lot. group of 3 were waiting in line and as they were getting closer to the front they all start buggin out while one of them was basically screaming at them holding their shoulders "just breathe" and actin all giddy and being so excited their parents werent around and they could be "free" and "real people" haha
they were most certainly not high, just being typical little girls and i laughed because i thought about the first time i got high - we are such little girls the first time.

 

That sounds like you got high as hell! Haven't felt that sort of feeling in a while, maybe I should take a t-break soon.

 

literally, the first few times you smoke are going to be your best, the next time you smoke, make sure to smoke a lot... of dank. just to the limit where you couldn't handle it anymore, then relax, and remember this is the highest you'll ever be.

cause it will never be the same after about the first 20-40 times

hope your weed life goes swell

 

This will up your tolerance a little man. Plus you said it's a body high, so you'll probably just pass out and it will be a waste if you smoked a lot (i'm talking like, for your tolerance .5 of kush and above)and pass out. When i first started cloud 9 was great but if i ever went above what got me there, i'd pass out after 5 minutes of munchies.

 

Half a tab. IMHO.

OP; Sounds like you had a fantastic first experience

 

this is the cutest post ever, +rep!
i wet myself laughing my first time. hahahahaha.

 

Wow, that rocks man. I remember my first smoke 15 years ago. Thanks for the throwback.

 

My plan tonight is to smoke until i can't anymore... I want that feeling! Lol.

First few times are always the best! Enjoy them.

 

wish i could go back in time lol.
congrats and welcome to this wonderful community your sure to learn a lot here

 

this was me about shit, a year and a half ago? the first couple times i guess i wasnt inhaling as much as i could but i didnt really feel anything. then one night i figured out inhaling completely. i remember only taking 3 tokes out of a bubbler (this experience alone made me fall in love with bubs) of some of, no, THE dankest stuff i have found thus far. a guys friend was down who was a grower in colorado and he brought a nug down. it was like the face of jesus in a pine tree that actually happens to be wearing a pine mask but is actually a lemon tree in a mask that exposes itself when burned. beautiful. and since this one night was the culmination of learning the pureness of waterpipes and the dankest dank that has ever stank called lemon-crack-diesel.

but anyways i went into the living room, a girl told me my eyes were so red and i tried to call her stupid as a retort but i forgot the word... "stupid"

then we went to biggie bites in downtown austin where you can get a sandwich with chicken strips, french fries or any other item, take your choice of anything, they can get it on a sandwich. it was the best night of my life.

 

My first exp. I smoked with 2 good friends of mine who had been for awhile. I was quite open to the subject and had been wanting to try it for quite sometime. This was about 3 months ago. Now, I think I fell in love again. I want girls, all to myself! But let me continue... So I smoke out of this little pipe and ripped a huge hit. They told me to hold it, so I did. I choked up like a mother ***** and hacked like a old fart who had been smoking for centuries. My throat hurt for a minute, but then I quickly noticed how my perspective changed on everything. I felt like a whole new person and started thinking deeply, so deep that i forgot i even smoked and that I was high. I love it!

 

oh, a good one. i have a cousin who has a girlfriend ya see? well anyways my cousin used to toke a bit in college so he knew how to hit a pipe. buy my cousins girlfriend never had.

well anyways i was sitting at home one night and i get this text "what are you doing" to which i reply "nothing, eating supper" then another one that says, and i quote, "... and i want to get high" (that obviously wasnt word for word of course) to which i said yeah sure, give me a few.

i pack up a quarter if blue dream and take it over.

after bs'ing for a few i take it outside, pack a bowl and my cousin takes one massive hit, very easily in the top 5 huge hits category if not the top. he is donezo ya hear? gone the wall with his balls. well cousins girlfriend goes to smoke, its real windy so it takes forever for the bic to catch a flame. we finally get a little bit of fire with all 5 hands over the process as a wind blocking super device we get some fire, she doesnt know about the carb so thats worthless. several minutes for fire and of she goes, but no really breathing in. a couple more half second inhale hits.

now by this time i am quite perturbed that my cousins girlfriend isnt already baked ya see? well anyways after a few more battles she gets it. she gets it good ya know? well anyways she blows up coughing after like 2 seconds holdin it in. and she got it good... in the tummy. breathed in a massive hit of stomach smoke. she runs around the yard, runs? more like stumblin . then she runs over, leans on the a/c and barfs. everywhere. then we go in the kitchen and laugh after i feed several bottles of agua to her right? shes pretty high, but not really knowing it. but my cousin and i are laughing at his girlfriend cus she didnt know she was high but we could totally tell. oh god we laughed for the longest time over impersonations of loraine from mad tv. jal, jale, jalepo wha? jalepenios aghahagah.

 

lmfao!!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKM13Z4248g]YouTube - Lorraine At the Buffet[/ame]

 

lol thx

 

The sad thing is I always get nervous ordering food high. I dont know why.

My worst experience was in Panera Bread. Someone held the door out for me, I say thanks and look up to see a blue sleeve. I follow the sleeve to shoulder, and see more blue, I look up and realize...Oh...a.....cop....holding....the...door.........for me.
INSTANT GARBLED NOISE RESPONSE COUPLED WITH TURN FACE AWAY AND WALK SHEEPISHLY INSIDE.


Now I realize what kind of hell I just walked into:

The whole restaurant was FILLED with cops eating.
I was petrified, it felt like they were all watching me.
I turned and saw some of my friends and ex girlfriend eating by the fireplace and they were waving to me. I felt too silly to wave back.

THEN

I realize the cashier girl was calling me for quite some time.

GARBLED NOISES AGAIN, CONFUSION ENSUES.

I try to remember what I wanted to order.
Turkey...bistro? No...Turkey Bravo..yeah! No! TURKEY BACON BRAVO PLEASE.

She is starring at me oddly, I turn around and the table of cops are simply eating.

I give her the money and turn away. She yells to me

"SIR! YOU FORGOT YOUR CHANGE AND RECEIPT."

Oh for fucks sake I thought. I turn back grab it out of her hand and get my food.

The last thing I remember of that experience was that it was stupid carrying a tray of food to the trash can. I remember trying NOT to crack the fuck up carrying that tray. It was just so quaint at the time. I was so giddy and laughable hah.

 

as long as you have nothing on you, you have nothing to be paranoid about because all anyone can say is your high but they cant prove anything because you don't have anything.