my Ex made me look like a chump! Long..

"puttin the pussy on a pedostool"

With girls you prolly werent tryin to get off. More focused on her.

 

Talk shit about her, say that it was like throwing a hotdog down a hall way. That always gets the bitches angry.

 

Its because your nervous, get drunk or take some xannies. THEN FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF SOME GIRL!