Ok it was friday night and my friend downloaded this really funny application on his iPhone called 'I am T-Pain' or something like that. Basically it just auto-tunes anything you sing into so you sound like T-Pain. Anyways, we needed a rap so I decided to make one quickly while we were smoking the hookah. I needed a topic and someone yelled out "beastiality!" It took me like 30 minutes but I think its pretty funny/vulgar (just the way i like it) Have you ever had a gorilla shit on your chest? Have you ever had a goat squirt milk on your breast? Have you ever felt a pig snout, Up your leg and all about? Have you ever felt the urge to make love to a tiger? That's exotic shit! (FUCK that, try a liger!) Peacocks, manterays, and mother fucking caribou. Africa, Noah's Ark, Welcome to my zoo. I can be slow as a sloth, or as fast as a cheetah I own TWO chimpanzees who call me senorita I love ALL animals to the point of procreation, It's the laws in this COUNTRY that cause my frustration! EDIT: LOL i just found out my friend uploaded one of them, the person rapping is my friend after like 12 beer and some JD, he doesn't have the best flow, but its fucking hilarious. the whole room was laughing so hard when we put this on the big stereo http://iamtpain.smule.com/mysongs/track/378960
Hahaha we actually did that, we sang it in metal, country, and rapped it. Seriously though, anyone with an iPhone check out the app called I Am T-Pain, its fucking hilarious. i think its only like $2
i liked how you rhymed tiger with liger. but in all seriousness if you have a webcam sing it and put it on youtube please