I HAD SOME '' BAD'' JALEPONO PEPPERS THAT I CUT UP EARLIER TODAY FOR THE SEEDS... TO PUT IN MY SEED JAR.... WELL 2 HOURS LATER,, IM TAKING A PISS,, HOLDING MY JUNK,,,, AND A FEW MINUTES LATER,,, im on fire <-------------- ...THIS IS NOT MY FIRSST TIME OF ME HAVING A BAD CASE OF '' burning '' junk''.... when will i learn to wash my hands immediatlly,,,,, ????? SO TO MY '' MALE BLADES'' has this happened to you? if not '' learn from another blades mistake''<----------
are you tryin to '' SET ME UP FOR FAILURE'' ? i learned that lesson,,,when i was in basic training,,,, to not rub sore muscles with ben-gay,,,, and then take a piss,,,, no matter how long you stayed in the shower,,, i couldnt get that burn to go away,,,,
Be grateful it wasn't a Naga Jolokia pepper. I ate a tiny tiny piece of one of those once, my whole face turned beat red and broke out into a rash. I can't imagine what would happen if you got a little Naga Jolokia juice on your cock, it would NOT be good.
A guy i used to work with grew peppers. He brought a load of them to work with him. Not sure what kind they were, just hot green ones... We were seeing who could eat them without going red or showing any signs of pain. I ate 7 of them. The next day on the toilet was horrendous! If there was ever a good reason to put your toilet paper in the freezer this was it. Needless to say, i haven't eaten any since! I imagine the burning pain on your penis would be very uncomfortable
Yes. Embaressing story but way back when i was just coming into my teens, I was chokin the chicken and thought some lubrication was necessary. The only thing within reach was A535 Extra strength heat/cold rub. That one. So i thought, good idea *Canada x 420* and i lubed up with it. For the first minute it felt pretty good (cooling sensation), until the heat kicked in. I swear i have never been in so much pain in my entire life. Good thing my house was empty because i just started yelling it burned so badly. It was like a pot poker down the urethra and smoldering hot coals everywhere else. Then i turned on the shower on cold water and stood under that for a few minutes and it washed it off and cooled it mostly down. hands down most painful experience of my life. (More than broken bones, 2nd degree burns, and a metal stake through the foot) So blades learn from that mistake and NEVER put any product similar to icy hot on your penis.
I've gotten Ben Gay on my nads a few times during track camps... worst sensation ever. It's oil based awfulness does not dissipate with time.
My bf touched me once after he handled a pepper at dinner...I'm not a male blade but I can't tell you how bad it burns after your bf is stimulating you and oh man it feels good but FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!? I'M BURNING INSIDE AND OUTSIDE!!! AHHHH!!!!
i have actually done this too my ol-lady '' TRIXIE-CHICK'' shes a bladette but dont post as often as ido,,, but a pepper is a regular side meal for me,, to the point to0 where, i keep my seeds,, knowing,, i'll bee growing those same seeds.. this summer,,,
milk will help with that. the fats help get those spicy oils and will cool you down well... ive done it before *facepalm*