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My day...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Valcurium, Mar 11, 2012.

  1. #1 Valcurium, Mar 11, 2012
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    So today I'm out deep in the woods by this river near my house with a backpack full of pots, trying to scope a good spot for my guerilla grow. As i'm placing the pots, I see out of the corner of my eye some dude with his dog lookin at me. I'm wearing bincoculars so I play it off like I'm bird watching (dude was probably like wtf is this kid doin) lol. So then I investigate and see there's a fuckin trail like 30 feet away from my spot...

    So then I finally find a good spot, fantastic. I decide to walk the trail I just found due to my own stupidity and I discover it goes around the perimeter of this big-ass lake (fucking cool, right?). Yeah, wrong. Turns out swans live in that lake. Apparently swans are super hostile mother fuckers.

    Long story short, I deviate off of the path, go to the edge of the water, stumble upon a swans nest, and get attacked by a swan. My swan battle tactics consisted of:

    A: Covering my head and going "AHH! THE FUCK!?!"

    B: Delivering a single punch to the swan's midsection as it was pecking my shit up

    After punching the swan, it kinda flew away and I kinda felt like a dick for punching a swan

    I'm also not really sure if punching a swan is illegal if it's in self defense...

    Anyways, that was my day thus far. How bout you guys lol?
     
  2. #2 ghostonvacation, Mar 11, 2012
    no story here...but I laughed my ass off :D imagining yo ass punching a swan and shit hahahahah good stuff
     
  3. #3 smr312, Mar 11, 2012
    yeah ive had to punch a goose before. you get TOO close to the little ones and they try to mess you up
     
  4. #4 frankenfish, Mar 11, 2012
    this thread made me laugh so hard. i was thinking of doing an outdoor grow near a lake with some swans also. having seconds thoughts now :D
     
  5. #5 Ratio, Mar 11, 2012

    i lol'd at that part idk why i found it so funny. did you ever find a good spot to start your grow?
     
  6. #6 MayorMcStoned, Mar 11, 2012
    hahaha, rep for the lulz...

    hope you find a good spot for your grow brotha.
     
  7. #7 Valcurium, Mar 11, 2012
    I did indeed, at least I hope it's a good spot haha, we'll see when I come back home for Easter (when I plan on actually planting in the pots). Today was kinda just my recon day :smoke:
     
  8. #8 Forked Up, Mar 11, 2012
    That's what I'm talking about... Giving the swan a beat down! :p
     
  9. #9 IDKidea, Mar 12, 2012
    Thanks, Valcurium, for this post. I thought it was going to be a dumb story about cops and it turned into an awesome story about swans.
     
  10. #10 Yosh139, Mar 12, 2012
    I smoked with one of my good buddies today. We found a spot right underneath a bridge looking at the sound, it was fucking amazing :D :bongin: :bongin:
     
  11. #11 DirtyB, Mar 12, 2012
    [quote name='"Valcurium"']After punching the swan, it kinda flew away and I kinda felt like a dick for punching a swan[/quote]

    word I would've felt like a dick too man hahaha
    Idk what it is, I just have respect for the outdoors like its a person
     
  12. #12 Valcurium, Mar 12, 2012

    yeah same man, like whenever I see litter in the woods I feel obligated to pick it up. Like nature is mad pure you know?
     
  13. #13 msoker, Mar 12, 2012
    hey man i got you. i found this lake thats walking distance from my house. dopest place ever.totaly private, and it looks out to and old factory that was abandoned. luckily i havent seen any swans lol
    :smoke:
     
  14. #14 Mr Budget 420, Mar 12, 2012
    +rep for the funny tactics. you had me laughing. good luck on your grow
     
  15. #15 Valcurium, Mar 13, 2012
    as long as there's no swans you're golden lol

    also watch out for ducks, I don't trust those goofy fuckers...
     
  16. #16 mxrider, Mar 13, 2012
    fuck swans
     
  17. #17 MayorMcStoned, Mar 13, 2012

    Thata why I bring my dog with me everywhere I go...

    She takes care of those little shits for me.
     
  18. #18 Valcurium, Mar 15, 2012

    hahaha bitch got yo back (so to speak) ;)
     
  19. #19 Valcurium, May 12, 2013
    Smoke weed erryday
     

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