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My dad just caught me :(

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by CheapBastard, Aug 7, 2011.

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  1. #41 SirBongwalski, Aug 8, 2011
    If he was underage I don't think I was just looking for a lighter excuse would work lol.
     
  2. #42 Smilingbacon, Aug 8, 2011

    Well I don't have the money
     
  3. #43 PunchingZebra, Aug 8, 2011
    If your 18 then who gives a fuck.
     
  4. #44 _OneLove_, Aug 8, 2011
    how the hell did you smoke bowls in the back of a car and ur dad had no idea? that blew my mind lol
     
  5. #45 Flyin'High', Aug 8, 2011

    The fact's that

    A: He blew the smoke out as soon as he walked in, and unless he ghost hit it (which he doesn't say he did) then his dad would of seen the smoke, smelt the weed.

    B: you asked for a lighter. I think that one's pretty self explanatory
     
  6. #46 Jazzyj, Aug 8, 2011
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    Like I said, it just depends on your birthday. I was born in May, and with my schools age cutoffs, I would've either been one of the oldest or one of the youngest in my class. My parents made it so I was one of the oldest.

    I wasn't even the oldest in my class though. My graduating class was only 80 kids, and at least 5 of us were 19 by the start of our senior year.
     
  7. #47 Verdurous, Aug 8, 2011
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    Try a loan and go to college too. lol There's not really an excuse at our age to not have money when you can either get a job, subsidised loan, or both. :p
     
  8. #48 Verdurous, Aug 8, 2011
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    That's just insane. lol Why would they start you so late? Your school must have had pretty weird cutoff dates. :confused:
     
  9. #49 Jazzyj, Aug 8, 2011
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    I don't know, I think it was pretty normal in my area? Like I said, I wasn't even the oldest in my class. I had friends my age at other schools as well. It was actually pretty cool...I got to drive, smoke, and drink before most of my friends. :cool:
     
  10. #50 Jeebus420, Aug 8, 2011
    fuck would u need a lighter for, bro? bad excuse
     
  11. #51 GeorgeW Kush, Aug 8, 2011
    Like me, but the fact that me and my parents dont like each other helped :smoke:
     
  12. #52 poolstick, Aug 8, 2011
    The last time i got caught was four years ago when i was 15


    Im in the basement, my bong is full of smoke and my dad comes in just as I clear the smoke

    Dad: Hey i need you to go clean out the gara-- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, IS THAT WEED

    Me: Blows HUGE cloud of smoke out window..."Wanna hit?"

    Dad: Stares at me with eyes open for 10 seconds

    Me: Break silence with giggling

    Dad leaves the room without saying anything


    So i pack another bowl and resume not talking to my dad for a week
     
  13. #53 XiaoGG, Aug 8, 2011
    He smelled it, he knows and if he didnt come into your room and chew you out about it right after it happened or the next morning while you were in bed then he is either

    A) Cool with it
    B) Trying to decide if he should tell your mom or not or
    C) consulting with your mom on how to address it :p
     
  14. #54 Green Is G00d, Aug 8, 2011
    that story is awesome dude. i pictured all of that in my head. i felt like i was really there. haha funny shit.
     
  15. #55 DerekxD, Aug 8, 2011

    That argument made absolutely zero sense, paired with what you quoted.
     
  16. #56 Guest, Aug 8, 2011

    My friend's mom got home five minutes after we smoked a shit ton of weed in the garage. She thought it was beans. My mother as well has asked why my room smelled like beans. The weed smoked in both cases, was from different dealers, in different areas. From this, I've drawn the conclusion that unless someone knows what weed smells like, they think it's beans. What kind of beans? Well, I've never taken the time to ask.
     
  17. #57 LulzMaximus, Aug 8, 2011
    OMG GUIZE WHAT IF HE'S NOT 18?! GUIZE HE SHOULD BE BANNED HE'S TOTALLY UNDERAGE!

    Stop playing age police, guys.
     
  18. #58 Incendiax, Aug 8, 2011
    l0l -18 b&


    Also shit sucks.
    I used to get caught all the time. The top best excuse I ever made up on the spot.. well it wasn't really an excuse, let me just tell you.

    >~11PM at night, dad comes into my room while I'm smoking a bowl at my window
    > I throw the bowl out the window and whip my balls out of the side of my boxers and yell "DAD!"
    >He walked out
    >Never heard anything about it from him.
     
  19. #59 Smeeepo, Aug 8, 2011
    ^ fucking lol
     
  20. #60 100mil, Aug 8, 2011

    lol fucking beans
     
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