So I'm 21 and I've been dating this girl for about 2 years now. Her parents won't let me stay at her house so she usually stays at my house 3 to 5 nights a week. I live alone with my dad who's like 60. We don't have much privacy because there's no door to my room and the bathroom just has a curtain for a door. Anyway he goes to sleep early (or so we thought) so when I get off work at 11 p.m. we basically have the house to ourselves. My room is like 5 feet away from his and when we have sex he starts masturbating (we can hear the shlicking sound from lube, etc) so that's kinda weird, but whatever. We have a crack in my bedroom wall and one time we were playing around in my bed (clothed, just wrestling and whatnot) and I seen something out of the corner of my eye. My dad was jacking off in the front room and staring through the crack at us. He didn't see me notice him and we got up and left really fast. Fast forward to saturday night and my gf was like hey I gotta take a shower, I was like ok I'll come and she's like wait 15 minutes cause I have to shave. So I'm like okay whatever I'll watch sports center. So like 10 minutes later (its like 1 a.m.) I get up and start walking to the bathroom and I see my dad standing there with the bathroom door/curtain pulled to the side peeking at my gf in the shower, and he's jacking off. I panicked and walked to the front room and made a lot of noise like I was getting up and when I walked to the bathroom again he was gone. I still haven't confronted him about it and he doesn't know I've caught him. I'm thinking of moving out. What are your guys' thoughts on what I should do?
Next time you see him masturbating you need to try to catch the demon in the act of white cream spraying everywhere. Once white cream sprays, you must eat/drink it and that will clear the demon of the all mighty sins he prevails.
omg this thread is full of win wow man thats pretty weird. What kind of relationship do u have with ur father? i would say something cause one thing leads to another and next thing u know hes jerking off in front of u guys while you sleep and cums all over ur pillow and sheets. or worse. he makes a move on ur girl 60 years old. i would tell that old fart to keep it in his pants. lol
Next time you catch him watching, ask him if he wants to do a threesome. When you're done, offer him a cigarette, because they're not bad after unprotected sex with multiple partners. If he doesn't want to join, then that's weird and you should act offended and move out.
Get your dad a escort from Backpage... Or tell him to book a ticket to Thailand LOL Old man needs to let off some steam..
I don't know why I clicked on this thread, thinking I'd read something different than whatever the hell I just read. I should go now, good luck with your dad dude, and remember to wash the hand towels twice now!
uhhh obvious answers get him a hooker or get him a woman for himself, I know it's weird to you but help the dude out.
Let him fuck your girlfriend If it wasn't for him, you wouldn't be fucking your girlfriend because you wouldn't be alive, sharing is caring