My Cousin Vinny

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  1. My Cousin Vinny


    One of my favorite movies of all time. From the misunderstanding the first time the boys meet Vinny all the way up to the final courtroom scene, it's an amazing film.

    "The two yout's-"
    "Uh, the two what? Yutes?"
    "I'm sorry, your honor, the two youttthhhhhs..."

    Anybody else a fan?
  2. I really like this movie.

    Joe Pesci makes me laugh =)
  3. i love this movie. ive seen it about 6 times. it jsut doesnt get old.
  4. pesci is epic.
  5. being from Alabama, I find this movie especially hilarious.. i watched it with some friends from here and they kept asking me things like "do they really have dirt for sale there?" well sure, because our topsoil sucks..

    but yeah, classic movie
  6. On right now on TBS

  7. such a great film, Pesci is god.
  8. Excellent movie and also one of my favorites.
    Some of my favorite quotes and parts of the movie:

    [opening statements]
    Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
    D.A. Jim Trotter: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative.
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of "thank you"... will be stricken from the record.

    Judge Chamberlain Haller: I don't like your attitude.
    Vinny Gambini: So what else is new?
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: I'm holding you in contempt of court.
    Vinny Gambini: [to Bill] Now there's a fucking surprise.
    Judge Chamberlain Haller: What did you say? What did you just say?
    Vinny Gambini: Huh? What did I say?

    Vinny Gambini: I got thirty fucking minutes to take a shower, get a new suit, get dressed and get to the fucking courthouse.
    Lisa: You fucking shower, I'll get your fucking suit.
    NY talk haha.

    Vinny Gambini: Oh, oh, oh, you tesitfied earlier that you saw the boys go into the store, and you had just begun to cook your breakfast and you were just getting ready to eat when you heard the shot.
    Mr. Tipton: That's right.
    Vinny Gambini: So obviously it takes you 5 minutes to cook your breakfast.
    Mr. Tipton: That's right.
    Vinny Gambini: That's right, so you knew that. You remember what you had?
    Mr. Tipton: Eggs and grits.
    Vinny Gambini: Eggs and grits. I like grits, too. How do you cook your grits? Do you like them regular, creamy or al dente?
    Mr. Tipton: Just regular I guess.
    Vinny Gambini: Regular. Instant grits?
    Mr. Tipton: No self respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits.
    Vinny Gambini: So, Mr. Tipton, how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit eating world 20 minutes?
    Mr. Tipton: I don't know, I'm a fast cook I guess.
    Vinny Gambini: I'm sorry I was all the way over here I couldn't hear you did you say you were a fast cook, that's it?
    Mr. Tipton: Yeah.
    Vinny Gambini: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth?
    Mr. Tipton: I don't know.
    Vinny Gambini: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
    Judge cuts in-
    Vinny- Are you sure about that 5 mins?!? Are you sure about that 5 mins!?
  9. what a great movie. i really like marrissa tome in this but joe pesci steals the show.
  10. as soon as i saw the title to this thread , two yutes popped up in my head. classic movie.
  11. Such a great movie
  12. oh yeah thats one of my favorites of all time.
  13. The thing about the movie is at first you see the gah dang Karate Kid Ralph Macchio and then Fred Geynne, Herman Munster himself... How can it get any better, well fuck it, we will throw in Mr. Joe Pesci with his lady friend played by, Marisa Tomei... How can you go wrong? You can't...

    Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
    Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
    Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
    Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
  14. Haha, one of my all time favorite movies.

    My favorite part in the whole movie is when he is questioning the one hillbilly witness and he is asking him what is in the pictures. I laugh out loud every time.

    "and what are all these thousands of little things on these trees?"

  15. Double Post-

    Here's the scene you guys were talking about. "I wore dis...rediculous thing...for you."

    [ame=]YouTube - Funny court scene from My cousin Vinny[/ame]

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