my boyfriend got drunk & pissed in my room

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by agtb23, May 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 agtb23, May 5, 2011
    He came over really drunk 1 night and ended up passing out. I was still awake and all the sudden he got up and started saying some random stuff, pretty sure he was sleep walking. He stood by my mirror, whipped out his dick and started pissing. At that point I started freaking out and was trying to wake him up but he didn't, so I grabed a huge glass and held it up for him to take a piss. Let's just say my hands and cloths we're soaked in peee.
     
  2. #2 Smotpoking, May 5, 2011
    Tell him to stop drinking alcohol and smoke more weed.
     
  3. #3 mbracthemartian, May 5, 2011
    it happens...... he thought he was in the bathroom... shoulda slapped him your a sweet girl for holding the cup for him lol hahahaha you should have slapped him for sure. ( I have pissed the bed and when I say bed I mean my bed and my girl sleeping in it so dont feel to bad)
     
  4. #4 mbracthemartian, May 5, 2011
    booze ya lose lol or epically win
     
  5. #5 enemyof reality, May 5, 2011
    you are an awesome gf for holding the glass lmao.
     
  6. #6 AhTee, May 5, 2011
    Hahahah, ive seen so many threads lately about people pissing
     
  7. #7 eric69, May 5, 2011
    why did you put the parenthicys hahah your like the coolest person ever
     
  8. #8 captain zigzag, May 5, 2011
    ......ahahahahahaha
     
  9. #9 Olesmoky, May 5, 2011
    Just be glad he didn't go rambo rapist.
     
  10. #10 Fatty Sizzler, May 5, 2011
    Dear Penthouse.
     
  11. #11 ihugtrees, May 5, 2011
    you can do better
     
  12. #12 Im Steezy, May 5, 2011
    You're a good girlfriend. I wonder if mine would hold a glass for me to piss in..
     
  13. #13 agtb23, May 5, 2011
    He peeed a shit load felt like it went on foreverrrr
     
  14. #14 verbae, May 5, 2011
    Amateur.
     
  15. #15 expandingeye, May 5, 2011
    Done it before unfortunately.
     
  16. #16 Solid State Society, May 5, 2011
    This next glass of beer is for YOU
     
  17. #17 mbracthemartian, May 5, 2011

    I was really stoned... douche
     
  18. #18 The Third Man, May 5, 2011
    Should have orally ingested it and not let a drop go on the floor.




    Like a boss.
     
  19. #19 wavygravy1, May 5, 2011
    You sound like a pretty awesome girlfriend :cool:
     
  20. #20 Dedboy, May 5, 2011
    Pissing is a lot like professional pool. You can make that important bank shot in the dark, but when you line it up, it always misses slightly to the right.

    I suppose the couple that urinates on each other stays with each other. Hope he realizes this and gives you a ring soon, for holding the glass for him.
    Any other woman, and he would have been drinking his exploits for morning breakfast.
     
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