Hello. I've been lurking for some time now and believed it was time to make my account. This isn't the most comfortable topic to start out with, but let me just begin by saying I am in NO way gay and have never had romantic feelings for my (former) best friend. For some background, we grew up together and our families are really tight. We ended up settling on the same college in state. We've talked about girls before but he's only had one during high school? We were super high off our asses one time with another friend and my close friend says something like "Wouldn't it be great if women were as cool as the male pornstars?" then he flashes this vibrator (buttplug?) and starts laughing after I asked him what it was. It had this weird shape to it, with the curve. I didn't fully realize what I saw until the next day when I found out for sure what it was. At the time, I just assumed he was just into prostate play or something and being weird about it. Anyways, so fast forward to my birthday recently, my friend is hosting a small gathering with some of our mutual friends. Everyone leaves by the end of the night so he and I start cleaning up. My friend then tells me he has his present for me. Something "really special". So I open the box with the hopes that it's mario kart double dash for gamecube with some mods and it turns out to be a freaking masturbator. Not only that, it's a plastic dick with balls attached. On the back was an opening that looked just like an asshole. I immediately dropped the toy whilst my friend attempted to catch it. I stumbled out of there so fast I almost kicked his dog on the way out. I drove home drunk that night. I was so incredibly pissed about the whole situation, about double dash. He bought me a gay masturbator! He's probably using it now. He later texted me apologizing. I got no clue how to respond on this. He definitely knows I'm not gay by now. I have to go back to pick up my other presents eventually, not sure if I will need to bring another friend along with me. I'll definitely be keeping the details to myself.
The point is we have been friends for a very longtime. It's like my friend is expecting to live out a weird porno fantasy and convince his bestfriend he's actually gay.
You'll have to make the hard call if it comes down to the loss of a long time friend. I've got friends on both sides of the fence and 99% of us don't care what consenting adults do behind closed doors and have no interest in changing your sexual orientation. By the time most of us have reached adulthood our sexual preferences are fairly well set. BNW
His way of coming out the closet? Maybe he likes u....if ur not into it u gotta be stern and just let him know "not cool" at all Sent from my SM-J727P using Tapatalk
Maybe it was a joke? You seem pretty fucking tightly wound, loosen up a little. Almost sounds like youve got some repressed shit going on. Really going to end a long term friendship over something that could just be a misunderstanding?
Dude money doesn't mean shit. You think it has be cheap to be a prank? Youtubers spend thousands on pranking people. Just stay away from em if you think there's a problem man.
I know my friend and he is not a youtuber. This would almost be gayer if it was a prank. No offense if that's your thing, it just ain't mine.
Why do you care so much? If your cool with gays you would've just laughed it off and said "I'm not gay" like a normal person would. Clearly you have a problem dude. Talk to a therapist about this not some stoners on the internet.
Take a chill pill, man. If I wanted your advice, I wouldn't have called you out on your first and second comment.
Call me out on what exactly? Its all here for everyone to read there's nothing to hide and call me out on. What are you smoking exactly? The only one heated is you. You created this thread man. This is all you buddy. I'm done here this shit is way too funny. I'm dead.
Because it could have been a joke. Unless that "Gay Masturbator" as you put it is in the form a male prostitute, its not really gay, its just a sexy toy. Would fucking a female blowup doll really be any different than fucking a male blowup doll?