Reasons pie is better than love: 1) Pie doesn't want to talk after you're done eating it 2) If you ration it right, pie will still be there in the morning 3) Bad pie still doesn't taste better after you've had a few drinks 4) Pie can't tell when you're checking out other pies 5) Pie can (legally) be bought and sold 6) The best tasting pie is never the prettiest
I dont mean to rain on your pie parade. but everyone recieves one pie and there all equally filled with all the same ingredients. Love.