Had a bit of fun with the title Now for some more fun: My bitch is fine as can be, your bitch gave you a vd. My bitch is clean and pure, your bitch smells of manure. My bitch can suck a dick, your bitch is a hick. My bitch has awesome tits, your bitch is covered in zits. My bitch sports a thong, your bitch looks like king kong. My bitch has teeth that are straight, your bitch needs to loose some weight. My bitch is hotter than fire, your bitch looks like shes for hire. My bitch would fuck you up, your bitch looks like an a cup. My bitch has long blonde hair, your bitch got raped by nair. My bitch can smoke a bowl, your bitch needs some birth control. My bitch is nice and tight, your bitch ain't that bright. These are not meant to be sexist or rude, they are just a play on words. This is what happens when I take to long of a T-Break... Replace "bitch" with "weed" and some of them become even better
My weed has red hair. I don't know if that's the best way to put it, bitch could be different. Like, My girl is swell, your girl looks like she ascended from hell.
My bitch is fun to nail, your bitch needs a new scale. My weed is white as snow, your weed looks like oregano.
My bitch always got a thick wallet Your bitch is rocking a mullet My bitch is cleanly shaven Your bitch squawks like a raven My bitch is always ready for intercourse Your bitch plays Rugby funny dyke sports My bitch's tots are top notch material Your bitch was diagnosed with something venereal haha that's all i got for now, this is fun times though sonny
my bitch wears nothin but her lace, yo bitch is a straight up crater face. my bitch titties are perfect n perky yo bitch titties are twisted n twerky
haha is this a rip off of this song [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg"]YouTube- My Dick - Mickey Avalon (Lyrics)[/ame]