Right between the cheeks. Right at the hole. I got a new job, cooking for a buffet resturant. Its pretty tough cuz they only work one cook per shift. Today was my third day, 1-9:30 on a Saturday. It was super busy cooked for a little over 1,000 people that shift. My manager was basically astounded how well I kept up she said I will be able to handle any shift cuz that was like the busiest they ever were-- and I only had about 9 hours training before heh.. Anyway, I had to run back and forth to the dish room and all around the kitchen finding ladels and spatchulas and ...going to the fridge/freezer and back and forth all night.... When I got home, my ass is chafed BAD. Red and sore. Monkey butt. I threw some gold bond on it. It wasn't easy hah.. Anything else I can do to cure / prevent this? Thanks. EDIT: PS- it feels really good when I fart.