Music festivals and sniffer dogs?

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by punKrockeR, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. Hey, I live in QLD Australia and as aussies know soundwave's coming up

    question: to smoke or not to smoke?

    dilemma: i cant afford $15 ea for a cup of weak ass booze and I don't want to do ecstasy cuz it's so fucking hot (and i havent done E in 6 months and I'm proud of that cuz I used to do it more often than i probably should have, so I'd rather not fall into that hole again. I've never done coke (and dont really want to do my first time there due to heat, again) and I doubt I could get my hands on it in such short notice even if I wanted to and I dont really have access to any other drugs = effectively, if i dont smoke ill be sober all day (OMFG right?)

    plus if i drink all day ill need to piss and FUCK (emphasis on FUCK) portable toilets and the endless line of weak-bladdered pussies

    conclusion: i need weed! cheap (compared to alcohol), effective and fun.

    problem: fucking cops.

    is it worth the risk guys? I'm not a crackhead, I can last without weed for a day but come on, what beats being blazed to (arguably) live good music all day? I have to admit atm i'm planning on risking it, bring in a small bag of ground-up bud and my little cheapo metal pipe or some pre-rolled's and if there's heat I'll just cut my losses and ditch it all

    peace out homies and I appreciate your tips and opinions on my plan. i also in a post-blaze state of mind decided it'd be a good idea to hide the weed in my sock and purposely step in dog shit and if the dog sniffs my ankle i'd just show the shit, but I assume the dogs are smarter than my stoned rationality. what do you reckon? any tips or should i just sneak in some flasks of booze an
     
  2. ive been to a couple of music festivals in australia back when i lived there, and i didn't see a single sniffer dog. if you're worried, i'd say just double or triple-bag the weed, and hide it in your pants. you dont need to step in dog shit or anything hahahah
     
  3. I don't know how tight security/cops are at festivals/shows in Australia, but in my experience here in Texas, I always go into a large crowd of people, duck low, and hit the joint. :)

    It's worth the risk for me, cause I've never been caught. I usually put a few j's in my cigarette pack and I have even emptied the tobacco out of the Pall Mall reds(long) and packed a pinner in. It burns nice and slow, and looks like you're smoking a cig. ^_^
     
  4. #4 phantomxrider, Feb 18, 2010
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    check out the secret agent link in my sig. hope that one helps out.
     
  5. I've been to festivals where they have pretty tight security regarding bags and bringing things in. but if you wanted to bring weed in, and there weren't dogs, bust out the duct tape
     
  6. I live in Melbourbne man
    and weed is def the way to go It will go off
    so yeah risk it you gotta enjoy that shit regardless about cops just like taht guy said,
    tripple bag the stuff and if you see cops or a dog ....stash it in your mouth and just smile...i mean dogs couldent sniff through a mouth right?
     
  7. you wanna smoke weed for good vibe's? dude youll be a dreg like half through....its just not that type of music festival id say double dunk some sweet pill's and have the best day ever fuck the heat its a special occasion. but if you really want to take in some chop dont put it in your shoe that's on the dogs level they will smell you out easy if you come near them dog shit or no dog shit the higher the better under a cap or in your mouth shut...hope this helps dog have fun wish i had a ticket for sydney and btw there WILL be dog's they caught quite a few dumb fucker's at big day out
     
  8. hell no lol: Lineup | Soundwave Festival soundwave man I live in brisbane we dont have that shit here. i wouldn't fork out a dead rat to go to see the fucking killers

    man i just wanna get baked and listen to some anti-flag and crowd surf my dick off that's all , fuck maybe I'll convince my grandma to help me bake some hash cookies and ill jsut eat that shit instead? even though i fucking hate cookies
     
  9. Yeah man up and take an ounce with you. Or get some mephedrone, which is a perfectly legal drug that is like a cross between mdma and coke. www.mrmeph.com It is perfectly legal. Or do both.
     
  10. Yeah i'd try and stay away from mephedrone. That shit can really fuck you up, i know someone who is 16 years old and is already getting a hole through his nose because he sniffs so much of this shit. Also seems to be very addictive.
     
  11. This is prohibited in Australia
     
  12. read up on this "mephedrone"

    side effects:
    According to the Darlington Drug and Alcohol Action Team, mephedrone can cause nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, blood circulation problems, rashes, anxiety, paranoia, fits and delusions. According to the company Crew2000, other problems may include poor concentration, poor short-term memory, tachycardia, palpitations, anxiety, depression, hyperhidrosis, mydriasis, trismus, and bruxism.

    A survey conducted by the National Addiction Centre, UK found that 51% of mephedrone users said they suffered from headaches, 43% from heart palpitations, 27% from nausea and 15% from cold or blue fingers

    long term effect's:
    The BBC News reported that one person who used the drug for 18 months, in the end using it twice a week, had to be admitted to a psychiatric unit after he started experiencing hallucinations, agitation, excitability and mania. Almost nothing is known about the long term effects of the drug due to the short history of its use.
     

  13. dear god man, if drinking made me want to fuck portable toilets and an endless line of weak-bladdered pussies, I think I'd lay off for a while. ;)
     
  14. It feels mighty fucking good though ;)
     
  15. Could also whoop up some edibles, couple firecrackers and a few joints of some sticky would keep ya nice 'n faded for the tunes.
     

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