broe im too baked to laugh at that your poor mother, you better think of some intelligent, technological sci fi bullshit excuse to convince her that you're still her innocent little boy
Next time you pack a cucumber for lunch, don't eat it, when you get home, stand in front of your mother, grab the cucumber out of the bag/lunchbox, say nothing, and go to your room. Bricks will be shat.
So here's what you do after you take the cucumber to your room. Hook up your laptop to your stereo and play a few of these. The Female Orgasm Board
The thing is, if she saw and read the instruction manual she would know that it doesn't go up your ass. So don't worry. She knows you're fucking a plastic vagina. And she is ashamed. Seriously though, think about it. She knows.
Fuck yeah Slayer kicks ass. Op: Wanna borrow my rubber doll it will be at least a better alternative... Lol just kidding I never had any toy...I got a girlfriend.
OP loses regardless of what he does aka keep quiet she thinks you like dildos in your ass or tell her its a fake vagina that you fuck make your choice
yea i think its better to admit to fuking fake pu$$ys rather than let her think ur gay. besides ur mom was young too once...im sure she'll understand...
straight up. you talking to her about it is better. those instructions kinda do make it look like a dick you need to just tell her tell her you just want to be able to be good in bed when you get a girlfriend.
hahahaha!! Just stick the cucumber in the fleshlight and leave it downstairs for your mom to find. Then she'll know whatsup! Can you imagine the look on your moms face when she was reading the instructions that shit? Hahahaha