Mum thinks I use a dildo! Help!

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  1. #21 jayhawks22, May 11, 2011
    cmon, get your dick wet son, no need for fleshlights...
     
  2. #22 maf, May 11, 2011
    funny as hell , you need a good crop and a stoner girlfriend. girlfriend will redeem you to your mom
     
  3. #23 I like fishing, May 11, 2011
    Huh? You need instructions for a vagina? Thats silly
     
  4. #24 woahx5, May 11, 2011
    Cool Story Sis
     
  5. #25 Sexy Goat, May 11, 2011
    Don't come to us when your mom starts treating you like a Daughter and wants to take you shopping and shit
     
  6. #26 Ledzeprox68, May 11, 2011
    My question is why the he'll does a fleshlight need an instruction manual it's not that hard to figure out. But I been thinking about getting one as I've been without female for a few months now
     
  7. #27 bonghits14, May 11, 2011
    'No, see mom, it's this fake vagina that I fuck all day in my room'
     
  8. #28 SIRSOG, May 11, 2011
    course, you could always play with your mom and tell her you have secretly been making triple her salary a week making gay porn..... and see how ashamed of her own life, and then you she becomes before you break her the truth and explain you have been having sex with a vagina simulation device, rather than the hands you hug her with.....

    You could have a LOT of fun with this situation in fact lol
     
  9. #29 ixBeachbumxi, May 11, 2011
    call up girl, bring girl in room, loudly fuck the shit out of her.


    make sure mommy dearest hears.


    believe it or not...she'll probably be happy you just blatantly railed a girl with her home.
     
  10. #30 Nichevo, May 11, 2011
    Instructions on how to use a fleshlight? Just kind of..you know..stick it in :smoke:
     
  11. #31 King Willie, May 11, 2011
    Leave the fleshlight on her pillow after you use it one night.
     
  12. #32 ICGreen, May 11, 2011
    Your Mom fully understands what it is used for.

    She is just communicating a term well known (and used frequently) by her to describe what she found. (Same end result different sex). ;) :smoke:
     
  13. #33 MobiusStrip, May 11, 2011

    This is probably true, honestly.
     
  14. #34 xlxtbusxlx, May 12, 2011
    id rather my mom know i was fucking a fake vagina then her thinking im shoving a dick up my ass, i dont know wy you didnt say anything. but thats just me
     
  15. #35 93TheHitStick, May 12, 2011
    If he got pussy like that he wouldn't need a fleshlight.
     
  16. #36 maf, May 12, 2011
    get rid of that thing walk down to bar, find drunk slut
     
  17. #37 BowlingBowlz, May 12, 2011
    I remember when I had no game.
     
  18. #38 ICGreen, May 12, 2011
    Your short-term memory is still ok?



    J/K :smoke:
     
  19. #39 Faded Skies, May 12, 2011

    Beat me to it! :cool:
     
  20. #40 iSmokeLI, May 12, 2011
    Nobody else saw the troll?



    ...hes huge.
     
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