Sorry to be a party-pooper guys... Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my caddy Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the right (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white Thought to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I jumped out the back window But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four He beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad Thats the best damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time [CHORUS] I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house because she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like Kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch I met colonel sanders wife in the state of Kentucky Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessey That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in south Carolina Fucked her until she turned into a white Albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy hoe She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her names Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, after dark, Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit) And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong Have you ever went over a girls house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you cant get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to come Then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off [chorus - until fade out]