ever heard the salesman story about that dude that spends the night in a farmers barn. the farmer says theres three holes, dut dont put your willy in any of them. so of course the salesman does. the 1st one feels really good.. so he tries the second one... it feels even better... then he tries the third one... but it hurts and it won't let go! so in the moorning the farmer comes out and explains... the 1st one is my wife. the 2nd one is my daughter.. and the third one is a milking machine for the cows that dont let go until it gets 1000 gallons!