MR./MS. MARIJUANA GROWER The Phantom Presents Real People of Genius (Real People of Genius) Today we salute you, Mr./Ms. Marijuana Grower. (Mr./Ms. Marijuana Grower) Some people flip through a black-book looking for a dealer, you flip through The GHS catalog looking for a value pack. (I don't do quarters) Nothing says "GREAT WEED" like a quick cut of your plant during harvesting. (fuck what you get for a gram!) People wait the whole night for their dealer to arrive. You wait a few hours for your buds to dry (Let's talk Time Management) So crack open a big ass cola, O' Catalog Casanova. Your buds may take six month, but you'll always have more than them. (Mr./Ms. Marijuana Grower)
Thank you.... Thank you... I would like to thank the all mighty and mother nature... for without them I would have never been able to smoke that dank bud I just smoked to get me so high I thought of this parody. The Phantom