Moving to Calgary in August, looking for new friends

Discussion in 'General' started by Alrex, Jul 7, 2011.

  1. #1 Alrex, Jul 7, 2011
    I'm moving to Calgary in august for school. Looking for some buds that enjoy bud.

    I'm 5'9
    6 inch dick
    Can provide the lols
    an awesome bong
    BC Bud
    You can see my squinty eyes get even squinter
    I pee in public a lot
    Jacked off in the back of an ambulance once

    Hit me up you calgarians!
     
  2. #2 Misc, Jul 7, 2011
    don't hit this guy up; he will most likely rape you
     
  3. #3 Alrex, Jul 7, 2011
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    Not only will I rape you, I'll probably rape you
     
  4. #4 Misc, Jul 7, 2011
    nothing's quite as delicious as a plate of rape and a side salad with probable rape dressing
     
  5. #5 Alrex, Jul 7, 2011
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    And some rape tacos with a side of rape grape
     
  6. #6 peanutbutter420, Jul 7, 2011
    pics or it doesnt exist
     
  7. #7 LT Lego Tokez, Jul 7, 2011
    Lmao @ the whole thread so far
     
  8. #8 fadingaway, Jul 7, 2011
    Damn bro, just sayin "I'm ___ age, male, and I like to smoke weed" would have been suffice.

    Now if we ever did meet up I'd be wondering about that 6' penis. *shudder*
     
  9. #9 Jnug, Jul 7, 2011
    What kind of friends are you looking for exactly? o_O
     

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