Movie Quote Fun

Discussion in 'General' started by Mortikai, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. I'm bored so I thought I'd try and get a little game going...it's pretty simple.

    Person A posts a movie quote, Person B posts the name of the movie and their own movie quote, Person C posts the name of Person B's movie and their own movie quote and so on.

    I'll get it started.

     
  2. Boondock Saints!

    K, my turn:

    "Thats cool...if you wanna be sober and vomit."
     
  3. Grandma's Boy

    "I may still be a virgin, but I could fuck you up. Yea."
     
  4. Grandmas boy
    "is this merv albert?"

    My shot

    Becoming increasingly more and more depressed by what was happening around him, he finally decided to off himself. There was no problem in the circles in which he hung out, in putting an end to your self. He just bought a large quantity of downers, and take them with a bottle of wine. The planning part had to do with the artifacts he wanted found on him, by later archeologists. He had spent several days deciding, much longer than he had spent on the decision to kill himself. He would be found lying on his back, on his bed, with a copy of “Ayne Rands “the fountain head” and an unfinished letter to Exxon protesting the cancellation of his gas credit card, that way he would indict the system and at least achieve something by his death over and above what the death itself achieved. At the last moment he changed his mind on a decisive issue, he wanted to take the pills with a coinsure wine, rather than a bottle of thunderbird or ripple. So he set off on one last drive, over to tiny's liquors which specialized in fine wines. He bought a bottle of 2002 Azalea Springs Merlot, which set him back almost $75. When he got home, he uncorked the wine, let it breath, and drank a few glasses, tried to think of something meaningful, but could not. He then gulped down all the pills at once with a glass of merlot. However he had been burned, instead of suffocating quietly, he began to hallucinate. The next thing he knew a creature from in between dimensions was staring down at him disapprovingly. “are you here to read me my sins? Its going to take a 100,000 hours.” He asked, “your sins will be read to ceaselessly in shifts for eternity”, the creature began reading off the sins. 1000 years later they had reached the 6th grade, the year he had discovered masturbation. He desperately wished he could take back the last half hour of his life, he then thought, at least I got a good bottle of wine!
     

  5. You were wrong..someone else can guess it..but that is A Scanner Darkly.
     
  6. It's quality not quantity man.
     

  7. Look at the time stamp, you hadnt replied yet when I started typing that massive ass movie quote, no harm done though
     
  8. so um...

    i'm confused... where are we? is there an unanswered quote left hanging for the next guy or what?


    "looks like you fellas might be out of a job"

    +a clue, said to a military guy. ;)
     
  9. can anyone guess mine?
     

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