I arrive to work, high and feeling very productive. I sell electronics at a retail electronics store. I look at the tvs and see that the employees are playing the same old, dull, monotonic documentary on Georgia. Who gives a fuck about Georgia? I digged through our stash of saved movies and struck gold-Jurassic Park. (No offense to Georgians, but would you rather watch old buildings and swamps in slow mo, or mother fuckin dinosaurs rippin shit up on a 65inch hdtv equipped with polk audio speakers) So then, in my usual high nature, I come up with a great idea. Why not put dinosaurs everywhere? Cuz if you gonna do simethin you gotta do it big. I'm talking triceratop screensavers on laptops, dinosaur artwork on the google tv, soundbars up to the max so when that guy gets ate while on the toilet, we can hear his bones crunch. And my ultimate creation, a link of monitors showing peices of a t-rex, so when lined together they form a bad ass dinosaur. I start with the google tv. I find this kickass jurassic park pic on the web. I display it WHILE Jurassic park plays on the bottom right of the tv. I hold back the tears as I stare at my greatness. Next, I head over to the soundbars when I see the betrayl I feared. My manager starts changing the channel. I ask why, thinking he would say because of the graphic nature, I was ready to go to war. I was preparing an argument suggesting we played many shows equally as graphic-shark week being my main evidence. I didn't get the chance to defend my point of view because the reason he changed the channel, was a curve ball. He said, a female asociate is terrified of dinosaurs. Dinosaurs people. Extinct dinosaurs. This only made me want to further my plan and to buy an inflatable dinosaur to place in the middle of the store. I didn't, just because I dont know where to get one. Any ideas on how to expand my dinosaur takeover plan? And how can anyone possibly be scared of dinosaurs? Maybe barney robbed her. Maybe she recently had a bad dream about dinosaurs taking over the world. Maybe her boyfriend can't get a t-rextion. Maybe I'm just way too high.