Most ridiculous excuse for red-eyes/cottonmouth/weed smell?

Discussion in 'General' started by NoLiM3, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. #121 DDV, Jan 29, 2012
    [quote name='"88 Others"']Why are your eyes red? Because I'm allergic to your bitchin.[/quote]

    hahahaha
     
  2. #122 DMag, Jan 29, 2012
    Underwater staring contest
     
  3. #123 junkheadrev, Jan 30, 2012
    What happened was....
     
  4. #124 ergophobic, Jan 30, 2012
    Allergies
     
  5. #125 grandmastersmit, Jan 30, 2012
    Got poked.. in both eyes :eek:
     
  6. #126 dalillama25, Jan 30, 2012
    mom: why are your eyes so red?
    me: what eyes?
    mom:...
    me::smoke:
     
  7. #127 angstrom, Jan 30, 2012
    if you say, "its the medication i take", most people will leave you alone. its not exactly a lie either.
     
  8. #128 WhoFalls, Jan 30, 2012
    My friends love doing this one with eachother...

    Person: Why are your eyes so red?
    Me: I'm an alien.
     
  9. #129 JamestheFreak, Jan 30, 2012
    My eyes are always red.
     
  10. #130 TooLegit2Quit, Jan 30, 2012
    The best excuse for everything -
    Why do you smell?
    "I was at a bonfire"
    Why are your eyes red?
    "The smoke got in my eyes.. why are you questioning me?"
    -walks away-
    ;]
     
  11. #131 WhoFalls, Jan 30, 2012
    I have this buddy whose eyes get soooo red! Sometimes my eyes get red, but I only look and notice when I'm going to work or something hahah thats terrible.
     
  12. #132 GMAN85, Jan 30, 2012
    [quote name='"Meneks"']I'm half satan[/quote]

    I'm gonna try this one lol
     
  13. #133 Ponyboii2, Jan 30, 2012
    Mom:Why are ur eyes red?
    Me:Eyes? :bolt: lol
     
  14. #134 GMAN85, Jan 30, 2012
    Who ever : your eye's look red

    BOSH

    You: your eyes look black

    Ha ha fucker
     
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